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  1. Dumnonia
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    22 Aug '16 16:32
    We haven't had a list for a while.

    1) When you take your car key off of the bunch and can't remember exactly where and which way around to put it back on, so that the bunch feels the same shape in your hand.

    2) When you unscrew the screen-wash container and the child-safety snappy piece underneath doesn't snap away so the top just goes around and around. Then when you do get it off, the seal over the opening is impossible to open as its made of Kevlar and stuck down with super-glue!
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    22 Aug '16 16:41
    Originally posted by divegeester
    We haven't had a list for a while.

    1) When you take your car key off of the bunch and can't remember exactly where and which way around to put it back on, so that the bunch feels the same shape in your hand.

    2) When you unscrew the screen-wash container and the child-safety snappy piece underneath doesn't snap away so the top just goes around and a ...[text shortened]... eal over the opening is impossible to open as its made of Kevlar and stuck down with super-glue!
    3) Drivers who turn but don't put on their turn signal.
    4) Drivers who turn and don't turn off their turn signal.
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    22 Aug '16 16:561 edit
    5) to run across the otherwise innocuous words which you don´t understand, as for example "innocuous" and you rush to check the dictionary believing that it was an important word, only to discover that was just an innocuous word.
  4. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    22 Aug '16 17:54
    6. Little crumbs of toast in the butter dish.

    7. Ben Affleck.
  5. Standard memberyo its me
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    22 Aug '16 17:54
    6) When you go to pour yourself a glass of orange juice only to get a drop because the last person put it back in the fridge virtually empty.
  6. Standard memberyo its me
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    22 Aug '16 17:551 edit
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    7. Ben Affleck.
    Ben Affleck? I'm kinda fond of him, and Matt Damon
  7. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    22 Aug '16 18:06
    Originally posted by yo its me
    Ben Affleck? I'm kinda fond of him, and Matt Damon
    I still hold a grudge against Mr Affleck due to his poor performance in Good Will Hunting.
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    22 Aug '16 18:09
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    7. Ben Affleck.[/b]
    Are you sure it is, errr, innocuous?
  9. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    22 Aug '16 18:15
    Originally posted by vandervelde
    Are you sure it is, errr, innocuous?
    9. People who question my use of the word innocuous.
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    22 Aug '16 18:20
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    9. People who question my use of the word innocuous.
    10. People who evade answers on innocuous questions.
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    22 Aug '16 18:301 edit
    11. BBC radio 4 saying that Yorkshire is in 'the North'
  12. Subscriberrookie54
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    12...

    no matter how i shake or dance,
    the last three drops go down my pants...
  13. Unknown Territories
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    22 Aug '16 19:16
    13. Drivers who treat emergency vehicles with reverence instead of efficiency and flow of traffic.
  14. Blackpool
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    22 Aug '16 22:59
    21. When you are single and decide to join Plenty of Fish, then spend half hour writing a witty, exciting profile about yourself, bang on 8 pictures of yourself looking smart, fun loving and adventurous then after a couple hours, getting your first reply from some fat, ugly bint telling you to go and ***** off, or worse.
    Ooh that's more than innocuous I can tell you.
  15. Standard memberRavello
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