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List of Players That Play so Bad, They Should Cheat

List of Players That Play so Bad, They Should Cheat

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That one dude at the bottom of the stats, rated 0
gimme a break, not even carrobie is that bad. 😕

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That one dude at the bottom of the stats, rated 0
gimme a break, not even carrobie is that bad. 😕
1. coquette (indescribably awful. a random move generator would win 3 out of 4)

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Originally posted by coquette
1. coquette (indescribably awful. a random move generator would win 3 out of 4)
nope, 1668 all time high hardly is a poor player.
Try harder at being unsuccessful there Sunshine.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That one dude at the bottom of the stats, rated 0
gimme a break, not even carrobie is that bad. 😕
As i recall in our last encounter you sued for peace because my Dagon was too much for your medieval chivalric efforts. I dedicated that game to the last living Dragon on earth, suzzianne err i mean the Loch Ness monster.

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I was just giving you a hard time Rob, just like when we played. Good times. 🙂

w3/l0/d3 Gentlemen's draws if I remember like this.

http://www.timeforchess.com/annotation/annotationinteractive.php?annotationid=3982

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I was just giving you a hard time Rob, just like when we played. Good times. 🙂

w3/l0/d3 Gentlemen's draws if I remember like this.

http://www.timeforchess.com/annotation/annotationinteractive.php?annotationid=3982
aye them were the days of knights and dragons! 😀

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
That one dude at the bottom of the stats, rated 0
gimme a break, not even carrobie is that bad. 😕
please remember that people with a rating of 700 or less are humans too...

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
As i recall in our last encounter you sued for peace because my Dagon was too much for your medieval chivalric efforts. I dedicated that game to the last living Dragon on earth, suzzianne err i mean the Loch Ness monster.
Shut up, pissant. 😠

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Originally posted by Schlecter
please remember that people with a rating of 700 or less are humans too...
Not all of them; some are sock puppets.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
As i recall in our last encounter you sued for peace because my Dagon was too much for your medieval chivalric efforts. I dedicated that game to the last living Dragon on earth, suzzianne err i mean the Loch Ness monster.
Tsk... Suzianne isn't the Loch Ness monster... after all, Suzianne actually exists. And is a Jalapeño Kitten, which, I have to presume, is closely related to the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary.

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Tsk... Suzianne isn't the Loch Ness monster... after all, Suzianne actually exists. And is a Jalapeño Kitten, which, I have to presume, is closely related to the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary.
It's a play on words. I was once a proud member of the Jalapeño Donkeys clan, before they broke up, and it reminds me of those days long gone.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
It's a play on words. I was once a proud member of the Jalapeño Donkeys clan, before they broke up, and it reminds me of those days long gone.
Yes donkey is more fitting for sure! hewhaw!

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Shut up, pissant. 😠
They said the same thing to David Carradine and he was a Shaolin priest and a Kung Fu master! why are great ones always mocked by mediocrity?

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Tsk... Suzianne isn't the Loch Ness monster... after all, Suzianne actually exists. And is a Jalapeño Kitten, which, I have to presume, is closely related to the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary.
Woa - next you'll be telling us there are no faeries and Bagpuss was also fictional! Ahhhh bagpuss, the saggy old cloth cat - but Emily loved him.

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Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Yes donkey is more fitting for sure! hewhaw!
Shut up, pissant. 😠

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