Originally posted by Red NightI did have shoes once.
Say it isn't so...
It was a sad story really, i bought these nice Italian Shoes, black Leather ones with a shine that would blind. I loved these shoes, and cared for them, every day they would get a fresh coat of polish and a loving rub till they shined up as good as new.
Then on a foggy night, much like this one....cept with fog, some nasty bad guy decided that i was to be parted from my dear friends, and stole them. Not only did he steal them, but to add insult to injury, he took them out to my back yard and stuck them on a bonfire ๐ All that was left was a little bit of lace, and ashes.
From that day to this, i've never had the heart to buy another pair, even though i know they've gone to a better place.....i know they're in heaven....You see, Shoes have souls.
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundHenry Hill: "Hi, Mom, whaddya think? Look at my shoes, aren't they great?"
I did have shoes once.
It was a sad story really, i bought these nice Italian Shoes, black Leather ones with a shine that would blind. I loved these shoes, and cared for them, every day they would get a fresh coat of polish and a loving rub till they shined up as good as new.
Then on a foggy night, much like this one....cept with fog, some nasty ...[text shortened]... i know they've gone to a better place.....you see i know they're in heaven. Shoes have souls.
Mom: "My God. You look like a gangster!"
Originally posted by Red NightBeen looking in the mirror again have we?
More or less what I've come to expect from the "Bam" generation.
I used to think the people on this site were crazy (and certainly some of them are), until I realized that this is what the MTV kids do...they sit around chat rooms attempting to sound clever...astounding only themselves with their presumptive "brilliance"
Anybody want to play Nintendo?
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