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Originally posted by shavixmirDutch is a language which is full of Shakespearean puns (in english though). I once knew a professor in Nijmegen who was always picking up dolly bird secretaries. His name was crul which lurk spelt backwards.
To lurk is the Dutch word for drinking out of something.
So when I heard Mokko say she was lurking and lurking...well...I just thought...
Na forget it...
I once joined a poetry reading group in a pub in Groningen, the Netherlands. I read one of my poems (in english, they all understood, being brilliant linguists).
It was about the discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls, which were found by a shepherd in a cave in the middle of the desert. Bunches of rolled up parchment hidden in pottery vases.
I envisaged that this poor shepherd had gone into the cave solely to empty his bowels and to his astonishment found rolls of toilet paper - which he used.
It started
History written on
Blooded scrolls (he had haemorrhoids)
Parting Natal Cleft (medical word for buttocks_
So droll.
At this point my dutch audience stood up applauding to a man.
I had not realised that the word DROL - meaning strangely boring in english -
means a 'turd; in dutch.
They thought I was making an anglo-dutch Shakespearean pun. I of course was totally innocent of this double-entendre
Originally posted by Rene PogelAs post script relevant to this thread I have to say that I too have a three year old son who was born on St Valentines day. He is incredibly handsome. As he was being born, as soon as his face appeared into this world, I remember thinking
Dutch is a language which is full of Shakespearean puns (in english though). I once knew a professor in Nijmegen who was always picking up dolly bird secretaries. His name was crul which lurk spelt backwards.
I once joined a poetry reading group in a pub in Groningen, the Netherlands. I read one of my poems (in english, they all understood, being br ...[text shortened]... ing an anglo-dutch Shakespearean pun. I of course was totally innocent of this double-entendre
"God, he looks just like Frank Sinatra"
The midwife fainted.
When she was resuscitated (I am an anaesthetist) I asked her why.
She said that there were two reasons
1. she had never seen a baby boy so well endowed, undercarriage-wise
2. she had not received a valentnes card
I called the baby Geraint because this is a Celtic name meaning
Warrior With a Big Spear
Originally posted by Rene PogelLurking is a key word in the success
Dutch is a language which is full of Shakespearean puns (in english though). I once knew a professor in Nijmegen who was always picking up dolly bird secretaries. His name was crul which lurk spelt backwards.
I once joined a poetry reading group in a pub in Groningen, the Netherlands. I read one of my poems (in english, they all understood, being br ...[text shortened]... ing an anglo-dutch Shakespearean pun. I of course was totally innocent of this double-entendre
of the film
Four Weddings and a Funeral