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General 10 Jan '13 15:39
  1. Subscribercoquette
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    10 Jan '13 15:39
    Proves the need for a Humor Forum
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    Standard memberPhlabibit
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    10 Jan '13 15:46
    Originally posted by coquette
    Proves the need for a Humor Forum
    Know what I need? A sandwich. Get on it.
  3. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    10 Jan '13 16:03
    Originally posted by coquette

    Proves the need for a Humor Forum
    Top 13 Reasons Why Women Are Superior To Men - Funny List
    Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2007
    by Leah G Cartoonist
    Cartoon & Illustration Services

    The following is of course - light humour and not intended to offend.

    1) Find stuff.

    2) Multi-task.

    3) Have higher pain tolerancy levels.

    4) Don't cry if someone passes in front to the TV when the footie is on.

    5) Can reach for the TV remote if not within our immediate grasp.

    6) Can 'hover' when using the loo - seat up/down irrelevant.

    We are more intelligent.

    7) Men's brain are 10% larger than womens BUT we have more grey matter.
    A whopping 5.4% more than men! Or so I'm told. I've seen a few varying figures
    on this, of course I published the female favourable ones.

    8) We are multi-orgasmic.

    9) We have periods and get away with murder for having PMT.

    10) We don't fall in love with cartoon characters or game females.

    11) We live longer.

    12) We can fake it men can't.

    13) We get to wear a multitude of add-ons: hair, eyelashes, bra pads, nails.
    Men have always liked 'transformers'.

    14) We can dress ourselves.
    Anyone disagree?........... No I didn't think so.

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    So you, too, noticed she listed fourteen. (lol)
  4. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    10 Jan '13 18:07
    Originally posted by coquette
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    That isn't funny.
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    10 Jan '13 18:19
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Know what I need? A sandwich. Get on it.
    Welcome back. There's been a few changes since you've been here. HoH has been mostly pleasant to all but just a few here. Some black guy had to edit a short post 7 times. Some dude claimed to be Bowmann, and we have to make our own sandwiches.


    😞
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    10 Jan '13 18:20
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    That isn't funny.
    It depends on how you say it *Southern accent* Thay-at.
  7. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    10 Jan '13 18:58
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    It depends on how you say it *Southern accent* Thay-at.
    Is that you, Gomer?
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    Standard memberChessPraxis
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    10 Jan '13 19:00
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Is that you, Gomer?
    Nope, Goober, Judy Judy Judy, that there's my Cary Grant. 😏
  9. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    10 Jan '13 20:16
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis

    Welcome back. There's been a few changes since you've been here. HoH has been mostly pleasant to all but just a few here. Some black guy had to edit a short post 7 times. Some dude claimed to be Bowmann, and we have to make our own sandwiches.


    😞
    Wut?

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  10. SubscriberSuzianne
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    10 Jan '13 20:27
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Know what I need? A sandwich. Get on it.
    When pigs fly, sweetie.
  11. SubscriberSuzianne
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    10 Jan '13 20:29
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    Some black guy had to edit a short post 7 times.
    I get your humor, but it's actually funnier than you think.
  12. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    10 Jan '13 22:35
    Originally posted by Phlabibit
    Know what I need? A sandwich. Get on it.
    You must have seen me pulling your chains. 😉

    Are you done sulking now? 😛 😉
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    11 Jan '13 00:45
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    I get your humor, but it's actually funnier than you think.
    I doubt that, I always think my jokes are funnier than what they really are.
    So there😛
  14. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    11 Jan '13 01:59
    Originally posted by coquette
    Proves the need for a Humor Forum
    Cold....Very Cold~! 😛
  15. Subscribercoquette
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    12 Jan '13 21:27
    Originally posted by Very Rusty
    Cold....Very Cold~! 😛
    ice cold, no?
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