Originally posted by coquetteTop 13 Reasons Why Women Are Superior To Men - Funny List
Proves the need for a Humor Forum
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2007
by Leah G Cartoonist
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The following is of course - light humour and not intended to offend.
1) Find stuff.
2) Multi-task.
3) Have higher pain tolerancy levels.
4) Don't cry if someone passes in front to the TV when the footie is on.
5) Can reach for the TV remote if not within our immediate grasp.
6) Can 'hover' when using the loo - seat up/down irrelevant.
We are more intelligent.
7) Men's brain are 10% larger than womens BUT we have more grey matter.
A whopping 5.4% more than men! Or so I'm told. I've seen a few varying figures
on this, of course I published the female favourable ones.
8) We are multi-orgasmic.
9) We have periods and get away with murder for having PMT.
10) We don't fall in love with cartoon characters or game females.
11) We live longer.
12) We can fake it men can't.
13) We get to wear a multitude of add-ons: hair, eyelashes, bra pads, nails.
Men have always liked 'transformers'.
14) We can dress ourselves.
Anyone disagree?........... No I didn't think so.
So you, too, noticed she listed fourteen. (lol)
10 Jan 13
Originally posted by PhlabibitWelcome back. There's been a few changes since you've been here. HoH has been mostly pleasant to all but just a few here. Some black guy had to edit a short post 7 times. Some dude claimed to be Bowmann, and we have to make our own sandwiches.
Know what I need? A sandwich. Get on it.
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