Male Superiority

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Originally posted by coquette
Proves the need for a Humor Forum

Know what I need? A sandwich. Get on it.

Originally posted by coquette

Proves the need for a Humor Forum

Top 13 Reasons Why Women Are Superior To Men - Funny List
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2007
by Leah G Cartoonist
Cartoon & Illustration Services

The following is of course - light humour and not intended to offend.

1) Find stuff.

2) Multi-task.

3) Have higher pain tolerancy levels.

4) Don't cry if someone passes in front to the TV when the footie is on.

5) Can reach for the TV remote if not within our immediate grasp.

6) Can 'hover' when using the loo - seat up/down irrelevant.

We are more intelligent.

7) Men's brain are 10% larger than womens BUT we have more grey matter.
A whopping 5.4% more than men! Or so I'm told. I've seen a few varying figures
on this, of course I published the female favourable ones.

8) We are multi-orgasmic.

9) We have periods and get away with murder for having PMT.

10) We don't fall in love with cartoon characters or game females.

11) We live longer.

12) We can fake it men can't.

13) We get to wear a multitude of add-ons: hair, eyelashes, bra pads, nails.
Men have always liked 'transformers'.

14) We can dress ourselves.
Anyone disagree?........... No I didn't think so.

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Originally posted by coquette
Proves the need for a Humor Forum

That isn't funny.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Know what I need? A sandwich. Get on it.

Welcome back. There's been a few changes since you've been here. HoH has been mostly pleasant to all but just a few here. Some black guy had to edit a short post 7 times. Some dude claimed to be Bowmann, and we have to make our own sandwiches.


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Originally posted by HandyAndy
That isn't funny.

It depends on how you say it *Southern accent* Thay-at.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
It depends on how you say it *Southern accent* Thay-at.

Is that you, Gomer?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Is that you, Gomer?

Nope, Goober, Judy Judy Judy, that there's my Cary Grant. 😏

Originally posted by ChessPraxis

Welcome back. There's been a few changes since you've been here. HoH has been mostly pleasant to all but just a few here. Some black guy had to edit a short post 7 times. Some dude claimed to be Bowmann, and we have to make our own sandwiches.


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Wut?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Know what I need? A sandwich. Get on it.

When pigs fly, sweetie.

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Some black guy had to edit a short post 7 times.

I get your humor, but it's actually funnier than you think.

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Know what I need? A sandwich. Get on it.

You must have seen me pulling your chains. 😉

Are you done sulking now? 😛 😉

Originally posted by Suzianne
I get your humor, but it's actually funnier than you think.

I doubt that, I always think my jokes are funnier than what they really are.
So there😛

Originally posted by coquette
Proves the need for a Humor Forum

Cold....Very Cold~! 😛

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Cold....Very Cold~! 😛

ice cold, no?