Male Superiority

Originally posted by Ponderable
humbling oneself could be a sign of superiority

I passed a sign on the Transcanada highway coming into Thunderbay from Winnipeg that said I was approaching a superior lake. Can lakes be male?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I passed a sign on the Transcanada highway coming into Thunderbay from Winnipeg that said I was approaching a superior lake. Can lakes be male?

that's eerie

Originally posted by coquette
that's eerie

Huron on target.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]Top 13 Reasons Why Women Are Superior To Men - Funny List
Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2007
by Leah G Cartoonist
Cartoon & Illustration Services

The following is of course - light humour and not intended to offend.

1) Find stuff.

2) Multi-task.

3) Have higher pain tolerancy levels.

4) Don't cry if someone passes in front ...[text shortened]... didn't think so.

[hidden]So you, too, noticed she listed fourteen. (lol)[/hidden][/b]

1) Find me a sandwich.

2) Fine me 2 sandwiches.

3) Then stop claiming its 'wrong to hit women', as if hitting men is OK.

4) I don't watch football.

5) I don't watch TV.

6)??????

7)All inventions are by men.

8)??????

9)??????

10)There is no scientific formula for love.

11)The generation that are currently dyeing of old age traditionally the man works and the woman stays at home, thus yes they will die younger because of this.

12)We can fake pretending we are interested in what your talking about until the sex starts.

13)You are forced to because of a standard set by yourselves.

Top 13 Reasons Why Women Are Superior To Men - Funny List

Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2007
by Leah G Cartoonist
Cartoon & Illustration Services

The following is of course - light humour and not intended to offend.

1) Find stuff.

2) Multi-task.

3) Have higher pain tolerancy levels.

4) Don't cry if someone passes in front to the TV when the footie is on.

5) Can reach for the TV remote if not within our immediate grasp.

6) Can 'hover' when using the loo - seat up/down irrelevant.

We are more intelligent.

7) Men's brain are 10% larger than womens BUT we have more grey matter.
A whopping 5.4% more than men! Or so I'm told. I've seen a few varying figures
on this, of course I published the female favourable ones.

8) We are multi-orgasmic.

9) We have periods and get away with murder for having PMT.

10) We don't fall in love with cartoon characters or game females.

11) We live longer.

12) We can fake it men can't.

13) We get to wear a multitude of add-ons: hair, eyelashes, bra pads, nails.
Men have always liked 'transformers'.

14) We can dress ourselves.
Anyone disagree?........... No I didn't think so."