Originally posted by Grampy Bobby [b]Top 13 Reasons Why Women Are Superior To Men - Funny List Posted: Saturday, May 19, 2007 by Leah G Cartoonist Cartoon & Illustration Services
The following is of course - light humour and not intended to offend.
1) Find stuff.
2) Multi-task.
3) Have higher pain tolerancy levels.
4) Don't cry if someone passes in front didn't think so.
[hidden]So you, too, noticed she listed fourteen. (lol)[/hidden][/b]
Well women can't pee into the toilet from 4 feet away.....🙂
"A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey, I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack my clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. And please pack my new pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but she did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. His wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish. He replied, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replies, "I did. They were in your tackle box."
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby "A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey, I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack my clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the ...[text shortened]... you to do?"[hidden]The wife replies, "I did. They were in your tackle box."[/hidden]
"For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize." (Andy Rooney)
Originally posted by Grampy Bobby "For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40 +, there is a balding, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize." (Andy Rooney)
humbling oneself could be a sign of superiority
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