Originally posted by PhlabibitTweedledum & Tweedledee resolved to have a battle
They still sent the turn file and Castile Foolishly declaired war on me. The damage is done, we can never be friends EVER AGAIN!!!!
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because Tweedledum said Tweedledee was in the pay of the Mongol Hordes and richly deserved to die for such stupied behaviour.
Originally posted by PhlabibitMy brother once bought a spherical d6 cos he's uber-stupied. It never once stopped rolling.
That is pretty much the only way to get one of the 100 sided dice to stop rolling... shove it in the nose. A friend picked one up and we used it about twice, and threw it out the window. I wouldn't be surprised if it was still rolling.
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Originally posted by StarrmanJust a word of warning, Your Fi-ness, concerning any of your invaders that fall to capture: we've got good Norwegian "Wood."
There's a rumour that the Merciless Mad-man of Madrid, Donkey Oatey is going to make an appearence in Norway! Kodran, I advise you to protect your trees, he has a very big axe and he's not afraid to use it....
Originally posted by StarrmanWhat lessons would those be? How to be a meek and groveling worm so your allies will let you conquer a province here or there? The Great Khan would rather die a glorious death in battle and be cheated of his rightful victory than learn such bitter lessons from one as supine as yourself. Be gone with you, you miserable wretch, before you feel the sting of my boot on your hindquarters.
Blah, blah, blah. Even the most glorious, battle-hardened generals can gain a lesson from meek and faithful allies.
Originally posted by rwingettWhen my allies and I have trampled you, we shall see whether there's enough of you left on the heel of my boot to ask if a lesson is yet learned. There are many ways to victory, Great Khan...
What lessons would those be? How to be a meek and groveling worm so your allies will let you conquer a province here or there? The Great Khan would rather die a glorious death in battle and be cheated of his rightful victory than learn such bitter lessons from one as supine as yourself. Be gone with you, you miserable wretch, before you feel the sting of my boot on your hindquarters.
Originally posted by StarrmanYou know that it would be untrue
I'll have to remind them to light a fire then.
You know that I would be a liar
If I was to say to you
Fi, we couldn't get much higher
Come on baby, light my Fi-re
Come on baby, light my Fi-re
Try to set the night on fiiiiiiiiiiire
The time to hesitate is through
No time to wallow in the mire
Try now we can only lose
And our war become a funeral pyre
Come on baby, light my Fi-re
Come on baby, light my Fi-re
Try to set the night on fiiiiire, yeah
Originally posted by StarrmanI guess one can always gain victory as a parasite, hitching a free ride on the nefarious work of others. How much of your share of the 1,250 victory total are your allies going to have to subsidize? You need 91 more to get up to the 250 required for a major partner. You deserve to be beaten over the head with an iron mace, and not lauded as a 'major' partner in the winner's circle. Even if your pathetic coalition does manage to steal my rightful victory, my realm will still be larger than yours in the end.
When my allies and I have trampled you, we shall see whether there's enough of you left on the heel of my boot to ask if a lesson is yet learned. There are many ways to victory, Great Khan...