Medieval Diplomacy Strategy

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
"Queef-douche" is richly, ambiguously suggestive.

Very!

Gender neutral with hints.

Originally posted by nook7
Gender neutral with hints.

The base note will vary according to diet and personal hygiene.

I forget the joke about King Solomon and the 1000-strong queef chorus.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
queef-douche post-haste.

That's a very musical sequence. I'll need to find a context in which I can use it. It will be helpful that most likely nobody here will have any idea what I am talking about.

Originally posted by Nordlys
That's a very musical sequence.

You can use it in a sentence like "I recommend you have a queef-douche post-haste".

Speaking of music, the Western Alliance & Co. can now field a marching band of musicians from Aquitaine, Aragon, Castile, Morocco, and Hungary--a glorious racket that will have Mongol bowmen blocking their ears with their own arrows to ward off a sense of cultural inferiority, harbinger of doom. Bang your drums, Mongol shamen...The devil has the best music, and he's alive and well in Venice, where he belongs.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You can use it in a sentence like "I recommend you have a queef-douche post-haste".

I'll see if I can write a song about it, and sing it for the fagteam.

Originally posted by Nordlys
I'll see if I can write a song about it, and sing it for the fagteam.

Will the song feature on the soundtrack for the forthcoming television series or will you be singing it at the next fag-tag event?

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Don't be a queefguzzler, dude.

You know, I was going to reply to this as being unnecessarily harsh, but then I read the rest of this thread...

😲

Originally posted by Suzianne
You know, I [b]was going to reply to this as being unnecessarily harsh, but then I read the rest of this thread...

😲[/b]

Good effort, have a rec. Did you linger nostalgically over the bits where you outnumber-oned no1?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Good effort, have a rec. Did you linger nostalgically over the bits where you outnumber-oned no1?

I meant the rest of the thread after that post. You know, the part I hadn't yet read?

I'd rather not re-visit the posts that normally would've gotten me a prescription for lithium... and my name's not Sybil, either...

So stop jabbing me... I'm busy celebrating my last turn in this game...

Originally posted by Suzianne
So stop jabbing me... I'm busy celebrating my last turn in this game...

[sheepishly searches for queef spoon]

Originally posted by Suzianne
I meant the rest of the thread [b]after that post. You know, the part I hadn't yet read?

I'd rather not re-visit the posts that normally would've gotten me a prescription for lithium... and my name's not Sybil, either...

So stop jabbing me... I'm busy celebrating my last turn in this game...[/b]

You out too Suixy?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You out too Suixy?

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I will be very soon. Morocco has me up against the wall in Edessa, the only province I have left.

Finally, a merciful end.

Originally posted by Suzianne
I will be very soon. Morocco has me up against the wall in Edessa, the only province I have left.

Finally, a merciful end.

I'm clogging all the toilets in Rome. Won't they be surprised when they get here!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I'm clogging all the toilets in Rome. Won't they be surprised when they get here!

P-

Premature--now that we know, we can afford to wait until the stench drives you forth from the walls! By the way it's not sporting to fling turds from a catapult.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Will the song feature on the soundtrack for the forthcoming television series or will you be singing it at the next fag-tag event?

It might become the title song of the forthcoming reality show "The Fagteam".