meet up in hell

Originally posted by Nordlys
Will you marry me?

....there is one thin dime on the floor in the vestibule...it is a floor fight to see who gets it ( it is glued down...this is hell afterall )...

Originally posted by reader1107
But then which one does the calling at the meet-up in hell? I really like garlic bread!

Originally posted by Nordlys
Easy, we call each other while we are both there. I'll have to get a cell phone, though. Don't forget to get a tie!

I don't know -- a part of me would much rather know that my ex is there, even if he's calling from the next table. The other part of me isn't that nice.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Don't forget to get a tie!

Originally posted by reader1107
I don't know -- a part of me would much rather know that my ex is there, even if he's calling from the next table. The other part of me isn't that nice.

Originally posted by Woodgie
Bless you my child.

Originally posted by Bowmann
You want her to bless your child?

Originally posted by Bowmann
What an awkward sentence 😕

(Repeated fast, it sounds Chinese.)

Originally posted by Bowmann
You want her to bless your child?

Originally posted by Woodgie
Shouldn’t you be seen and not heard?

Originally posted by Nordlys
"Forget to get" also almost sounds like a vowelly changed version of "Ogottogott".

ottos mops

ottos mops trotzt
otto: fort mops fort
ottos mops hopst fort
otto: soso

otto holt koks
otto holt obst
otto horcht
otto: mops mops
otto hofft

ottos mops klopft
otto: komm mops komm
ottos mops kommt
ottos mops kotzt
otto: ogottogott

(Ernst Jandl)

Originally posted by Nordlys
Did you hear his post? I saw it.

Originally posted by Woodgie
Couldn’t you hear his booming voice?