Men's Happiness

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these 4 women don't know about each other.

Originally posted by shortcircuit
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in ...[text shortened]... ith you.

5. It's very, very important that these 4 women don't know about each other.

Originally posted by rmacken
There are 3 rings in marriage.....

Engagement Ring
Wedding Ring
and Suffering!!

😵

Originally posted by shortcircuit
The fourth ring is a nose ring

Originally posted by rmacken
The fifth is the ringing in the ears!

😀

Originally posted by darvlay
The sixth is the ring on the bottom of her which provides a tighter orifice after child-bearing!

😕

Originally posted by shavixmir
I just knew someone was gonna say that. I just knew it.

Originally posted by darvlay
So basically I beat you to it?

Originally posted by shavixmir
I would never stoop to crack an anal joke.
They're crap, and you know they are...

Originally posted by demonseed
I don't think anyone in this hole forum, apart from Darvlay, would.

Originally posted by Nordlys
😛 And demonseed, apparently.

Originally posted by demonseed
And Shav too: we are such juveniles.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Hey! [b]Please refrain from mentioning my name on the topic of bums![/b]