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You know where Michael Jackson loves to shop?

At K-Mart because he heard that boys pants are half off.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
You know where Michael Jackson loves to shop?

At K-Mart because he heard that boys pants are half off.
Michael's minder was going to Blockbuster.
He said, "Anything in particular you would like?"
Michael replied, "Would you get me Aladdin!"

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Did you hear Michael Jackson just released a new book. It is called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".

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What do Michael Jackson and Catholic Nuns have in common?

They are both a pain in the ass to kids.

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What's Michaels' next movie?
Honey I Blew the Kid

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Hello, little one, would you like a glass of love juice?

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Hello, little one, would you like a glass of love juice?
Someone's always got to take it too far. 😠

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What does Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?



They both go into children's bedrooms and empty their sack.

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Originally posted by darvlay
What's the difference between Michael and acne?

One waits until your at least twelve to come onto your face.
No way, I believe this user went too far!!!!!!!!!!! OUTRAGE!

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
No way, I believe this user went too far!!!!!!!!!!! OUTRAGE!
WHAT A DIRTBAG!!!!

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Originally posted by darvlay
WHAT A DIRTBAG!!!!
Really quite sick in the head.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Really quite sick in the head.
Agreed. I wouldn't doubt it if he was a homosexual paedophile as well.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
No way, I believe this user went too far!!!!!!!!!!! OUTRAGE!
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
~ They both come on little, white crackers.

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Who's Bad?

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
~ They both come on little, white crackers.
Oh yuck!