Mixed Metaphors

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@moonbus said
I knew you’d take it on the chin, like a babe in a manger.

@earl-of-trumps said
Hold on,

Don't put the tortoise in front of the hare

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A Bird in the Hand and eat it too!

Heart mops.
Morse path.
Roast hemp.

... or the maps.

... or the spam.

Sometimes you just have to put your foot down and bite the bullet.

Jesus wept & Mary crept under the bed for bingers

Sometimes you have to put your foot down with a firm hand.

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You need to pull your finger out and pull up your socks but not in that order or else you'll get your socks dirty.

@fmf said
You need to pull your finger out and pull up your socks but not in that order or else you'll get your socks dirty.