monarch of maine

...i am going to enlist an army and take over the state of maine. i am going to divide it into four quarters. roman catholics in one section, protestants in another, islamists in another and jews in the fourth quarter..i am going to deport everyone else....this is an experiment...i am going to
allow one mini-king for each province...you may apply but you must demonstrate a business plan for these provinces...what kind of industry will you set up and how much of the revenue do you plan to give to me...you will have the title of "mini-king (if you are a woman you will still be a mini-king"...i will be maxi-king...my capital will be at the l.l. bean warehouse in freeport....you may abuse your subjects as you see fit...all i want is fealty, money and alot more fealty...chess will be the national game...you must let me win on my birthday..maki-king reinfeld.

why is the time in your avatar clock 15.40?

..it is 19 minutes to the attack on maine

The first order of business would be to overthrow you.

..you don't an army...i have all the stratego pieces at my command..

Originally posted by Bad wolf
The first order of business would be to overthrow you.

Originally posted by reinfeld
...i am going to enlist an army and take over the state of maine. i am going to divide it into four quarters. roman catholics in one section, protestants in another, islamists in another and jews in the fourth quarter..i am going to deport everyone else....this is an experiment...i am going to
allow one mini-king for each province...you may apply but you ...[text shortened]... ty...chess will be the national game...you must let me win on my birthday..maki-king reinfeld.

Originally posted by RookRAK
Why. After all, it's only Maine. Let him keep it.

it would be an upgrade for you...i hear you only have 1/6th personality and even less of a brain...

Originally posted by reinfeld
it would be an upgrade for you...i hear you only have 1/6th personality and even less of a brain...

...ok..i will put myself on a timeout...10 minutes in the corner..

Originally posted by reinfeld
...ok..i will put myself on a timeout...10 minutes in the corner..

Originally posted by reinfeld
...i am going to enlist an army and take over the state of maine. i am going to divide it into four quarters. roman catholics in one section, protestants in another, islamists in another and jews in the fourth quarter..i am going to deport everyone else....this is an experiment...i am going to
allow one mini-king for each province...you may apply but you ty...chess will be the national game...you must let me win on my birthday..maki-king reinfeld.

..that is a moose dearie...not a person...persons wear clothes...

Originally posted by reinfeld
..that is a moose dearie...not a person...persons wear clothes...