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  1. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    08 Jul '16 14:48
    According to the British library (and Peta) today is 'cow appreciation day.'


    Do with that information as you will.
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    08 Jul '16 15:42
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    According to the British library (and Peta) today is 'cow appreciation day.'


    Do with that information as you will.
    I had one just the other day.
    He was delicious, and I appreciated his contribution to my well-balanced diet.
  3. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    08 Jul '16 17:35
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    I had one just the other day.
    He was delicious, and I appreciated his contribution to my well-balanced diet.
    Does your flat Earth religion allow you to eat anything round?
  4. Standard membervivify
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    08 Jul '16 17:51
    The cows are forced to get pregnant, bear young, and work in servitude, while the bulls roam free, serving only to get sexually stimulated and sow their seed into the cow.

    The bovine patriarchy needs to end.
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    08 Jul '16 18:32
    Originally posted by vivify
    The cows are forced to get pregnant, bear young, and work in servitude, while the bulls roam free, serving only to get sexually stimulated and sow their seed into the cow.

    The bovine patriarchy needs to end.
    Pamplona.
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    08 Jul '16 18:451 edit
    Originally posted by JS357
    Pamplona.
    Where as a reward for their hedonism, they get the fun of knocking over terrified, fleeing humans over like bowling pins?

    Will cattle sexism ever end?
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    08 Jul '16 18:54
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Does your flat Earth religion allow you to eat anything round?
    We eat strictly flat steak, so, yeah: problem solved.
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    08 Jul '16 20:28
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    According to the British library (and Peta) today is 'cow appreciation day.'


    Do with that information as you will.
    cow urine contains gold,
    so save that piss whenever you can...
    learn the ways of the 49ers,
    and let the cowpiss hit the fan...

    http://now.howstuffworks.com/2016/07/01/gold-found-urine-rare-indian-cows
  9. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    08 Jul '16 20:32
    Originally posted by rookie54
    cow urine contains gold,
    so save that piss whenever you can...
    learn the ways of the 49ers,
    and let the cowpiss hit the fan...

    http://now.howstuffworks.com/2016/07/01/gold-found-urine-rare-indian-cows
    Hey, when I saw you had posted here I was going to demand you write a poem in appreciation of the cow.

    You were already ahead of me!
  10. Subscriberrookie54
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    08 Jul '16 20:44
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Hey, when I saw you had posted here I was going to demand you write a poem in appreciation of the cow.

    You were already ahead of me!
    i can still edit it out completely...

    to prevent this from happening, send 1200 pounds of money to me...
  11. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    09 Jul '16 07:04
    Originally posted by rookie54
    i can still edit it out completely...

    to prevent this from happening, send 1200 pounds of money to me...
    I only have monopoly money. Is that acceptable?
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    09 Jul '16 21:53
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    I had one just the other day.
    He was delicious, and I appreciated his contribution to my well-balanced diet.
    You didn't have a cow. It was a steer. I hope. And they are delicious. I raised a few steers for meat while I was dairy farming. I had this one steer in particular. I called him Bully Boy. He'd be three hundred yards away out in the pasture and I'd call him by name. He new I had grain for him and would come a running.

    Felt bad when I put a bullet in his skull. But did he ever taste good! 😉
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    09 Jul '16 21:55
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Does your flat Earth religion allow you to eat anything round?
    You mean like watermelon?
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    09 Jul '16 21:57
    Originally posted by FreakyKBH
    We eat strictly flat steak, so, yeah: problem solved.
    Well, I prefer hamburger to steak. Easier to chew, what with my teeth and all. 😉
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    09 Jul '16 22:00
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    I only have monopoly money. Is that acceptable?
    Yes, but only if it weighs 1200 pounds

    I could convert that into metric weight, but I don't wanna do more than I have to. I work hard enough (at finding things to do) as it is.
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