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08 Jul 16

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29602

08 Jul 16

According to the British library (and Peta) today is 'cow appreciation day.'

Do with that information as you will.

FreakyKBH

Unknown Territories

Joined: 05 Dec 05
Moves: 20408

08 Jul 16

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
According to the British library (and Peta) today is 'cow appreciation day.'

Do with that information as you will.

I had one just the other day.
He was delicious, and I appreciated his contribution to my well-balanced diet.

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29602

08 Jul 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
I had one just the other day.
He was delicious, and I appreciated his contribution to my well-balanced diet.

Does your flat Earth religion allow you to eat anything round?

vivify

rain

Joined: 08 Mar 11
Moves: 12456

08 Jul 16

The cows are forced to get pregnant, bear young, and work in servitude, while the bulls roam free, serving only to get sexually stimulated and sow their seed into the cow.

The bovine patriarchy needs to end.

JS357

Joined: 29 Dec 08
Moves: 6788

08 Jul 16

Originally posted by vivify
The cows are forced to get pregnant, bear young, and work in servitude, while the bulls roam free, serving only to get sexually stimulated and sow their seed into the cow.

The bovine patriarchy needs to end.

Pamplona.

vivify

rain

Joined: 08 Mar 11
Moves: 12456

08 Jul 16

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Originally posted by JS357
Pamplona.

Where as a reward for their hedonism, they get the fun of knocking over terrified, fleeing humans over like bowling pins?

Will cattle sexism ever end?

FreakyKBH

Unknown Territories

Joined: 05 Dec 05
Moves: 20408

08 Jul 16

-1

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Does your flat Earth religion allow you to eat anything round?

We eat strictly flat steak, so, yeah: problem solved.

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined: 09 Mar 08
Moves: 205586

08 Jul 16

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
According to the British library (and Peta) today is 'cow appreciation day.'

Do with that information as you will.

cow urine contains gold,
so save that piss whenever you can...
learn the ways of the 49ers,
and let the cowpiss hit the fan...

http://now.howstuffworks.com/2016/07/01/gold-found-urine-rare-indian-cows

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29602

08 Jul 16

Originally posted by rookie54
cow urine contains gold,
so save that piss whenever you can...
learn the ways of the 49ers,
and let the cowpiss hit the fan...

http://now.howstuffworks.com/2016/07/01/gold-found-urine-rare-indian-cows

Hey, when I saw you had posted here I was going to demand you write a poem in appreciation of the cow.

You were already ahead of me!

rookie54

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined: 09 Mar 08
Moves: 205586

08 Jul 16

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Hey, when I saw you had posted here I was going to demand you write a poem in appreciation of the cow.

You were already ahead of me!

i can still edit it out completely...

to prevent this from happening, send 1200 pounds of money to me...

Ghost of a Duke

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 29602

09 Jul 16

Originally posted by rookie54
i can still edit it out completely...

to prevent this from happening, send 1200 pounds of money to me...

I only have monopoly money. Is that acceptable?

josephw

A fun title

Scoffer Mocker

Joined: 27 Sep 06
Moves: 9958

09 Jul 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
I had one just the other day.
He was delicious, and I appreciated his contribution to my well-balanced diet.

You didn't have a cow. It was a steer. I hope. And they are delicious. I raised a few steers for meat while I was dairy farming. I had this one steer in particular. I called him Bully Boy. He'd be three hundred yards away out in the pasture and I'd call him by name. He new I had grain for him and would come a running.

Felt bad when I put a bullet in his skull. But did he ever taste good! 😉

josephw

A fun title

Scoffer Mocker

Joined: 27 Sep 06
Moves: 9958

09 Jul 16

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Does your flat Earth religion allow you to eat anything round?

You mean like watermelon?

josephw

A fun title

Scoffer Mocker

Joined: 27 Sep 06
Moves: 9958

09 Jul 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
We eat strictly flat steak, so, yeah: problem solved.

Well, I prefer hamburger to steak. Easier to chew, what with my teeth and all. 😉

lemon lime

itiswhatitis

oLd ScHoOl

Joined: 31 May 13
Moves: 5577

09 Jul 16

-1

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
I only have monopoly money. Is that acceptable?

Yes, but only if it weighs 1200 pounds

I could convert that into metric weight, but I don't wanna do more than I have to. I work hard enough (at finding things to do) as it is.