Mother Nature is a man.

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Well it didn't seem to ignite the hoped for results did it? 😉

There might be more posters with stronger points of view... 🙂

Originally posted by @torunn
There might be more posters with stronger points of view... 🙂

Not thus far, aside from one from the Dive.

Originally posted by @drewnogal
Mother Nature is a man.

Transgender.

Originally posted by @handyandy
Transgender.

That was fun- 🙂

Originally posted by @torunn
That was fun- 🙂

How so?

Originally posted by @handyandy
How so?

I can't go into that, it would come out wrong and misleading.

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Surely you jest.

Don't call me surely....

What about Father Time?

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
What about Father Time?

Or Fatherland? Germans love that one.

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Why then MOTHER and not Father?

Greek scholars and philosophers gave her the name - just in case she got it wrong.
Which she did, as far as women are concerned! She had to be a man as she is biased against women.

Originally posted by @drewnogal
Greek scholars and philosophers gave her the name - just in case she got it wrong.
Which she did, as far as women are concerned! She had to be a man as she is biased against women.

What evidence do you have that nature is biased against women?

Why does Father Time always look like a worn out tired old man?
Because with Mother Nature it's nag nag nag life is unfair you men have it so easy stop slouching blah blah blah blah...



... what do you mean it's not butter?! 😠

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Originally posted by @lemon-lime
What about Father Time?

He's a woman.

Originally posted by @indonesia-phil
He's a woman.

😲

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Originally posted by @lemon-lime
Why does Father Time always look like a worn out tired old man?
Because with Mother Nature it's nag nag nag life is unfair you men have it so easy stop slouching blah blah blah blah...



... what do you mean it's not butter?! 😠

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I hate to bring this to you but the UNIVERSE and Earth are both a bit long in the tooth now so that sounds about right.