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Mother Nature is a man.

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Originally posted by @sonhouse
I hate to bring this to you but the UNIVERSE and Earth are both a bit long in the tooth now so that sounds about right.
Meh, the Earth is only about halfway through its expected lifetime, and the universe will last a good long time after that. It'll last our days yet.

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Originally posted by @sonhouse
I hate to bring this to you but the UNIVERSE and Earth are both a bit long in the tooth now so that sounds about right.
Amazing... and it all began at the Big Banana.

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uncle

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Originally posted by @vandervelde
uncle
Nein! No mercy...
Der ist no escape !

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Originally posted by @handyandy
What evidence do you have that nature is biased against women?
Take the aging process- Gravity does not have the same effect upon a man’s bum as it does on a woman’s.

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Originally posted by @drewnogal
Take the aging process- Gravity does not have the same effect upon a man’s bum as it does on a woman’s.
Gravitational attraction is not one of Mother Nature's responsibilities. It's way above her pay grade.

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Gravity does have effects upon a man's testicles.

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Originally posted by @vandervelde
Gravity does have effects upon a man's testicles.
And often on one more than the other...OK well sometimes anyway, or so I hear from older men and younger women...OK I'll stop there. 😲😳

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Originally posted by @vandervelde
Gravity does have effects upon a man's testicles.
Lol, that settles that then.

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
And often on one more than the other...OK well sometimes anyway, or so I hear from older men and younger women...OK I'll stop there. 😲😳
Oh? So we older women know nothing?

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Originally posted by @drewnogal
Oh? So we older women know nothing?
Exactly. We know regardless of age.

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Nature is full of balls. Now I know.

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Originally posted by @drewnogal
Not fake news believe me.
I've seen the crack of dawn
it's a she

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Originally posted by @lemondrop
I've seen the crack of dawn
it's a she
‘She’ wouldn’t have given women such a punishing deal over the menopause.
At around the age of 50 we finally have the chance to stop taking the horrible
contraceptive pill that drives some of us bonkers.

What does She do? Slowly kills our libido of course. 🙁

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Originally posted by @drewnogal
‘She’ wouldn’t have given women such a punishing deal over the menopause.
At around the age of 50 we finally have the chance to stop taking the horrible
contraceptive pill that drives some of us bonkers.

What does She do? Slowly kills our libido of course. 🙁
Hear hear

Women have been guinea pigs for decades.