Frank: It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. Jane: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst.
"When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side." - When Harry Met Sally
"Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives." -- The Great Criswell, Plan 9 from Outer Space