Mr. Whipple's Last Squeeze.

Dick Wilson, the actor and pitchman who played Mr. Whipple, the uptight grocer who begged customers "Please, don't squeeze the Charmin," died Monday at the age of 91.

Thank you for the memories, Mr. Whipple.

sniff...sniff...he will be missed. Let's keep him and his family in our thoughts and prayers*bows head piously*:'(