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I have two beers left in the fridge from last night. must fight the urge. NNnnnnngghhh.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
I have two beers left in the fridge from last night. must fight the urge. NNnnnnngghhh.
"Spit Slosh."

"The little amount of beer left in bottles, cans, cups, etc. that nobody ever wants to finish. Spit Slosh is warm, flat, and the main reason for leaky garbage bags at parties. It can most commonly be found in beer pong cups after a sloppy game."

Girl: "Hey can I get some of your beer?"

Guy: "Sure, you can just finish it. I was about to grab a new one anyway."

Girl: "Nevermind I'll just get my own. I don't want your Spit Slosh." -Urban Slang


Again,

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
I have two beers left in the fridge from last night. must fight the urge. NNnnnnngghhh.
Why fight it? Always give in to temptation, to do otherwise leads to undue waste of thought. Now there are exceptions to that philosophy, like when standing on the edge of a cliff, when maybe a little thought should be expended. But for beers, its a no-brainer, go for it dude.

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Originally posted by CLL53
Why fight it? Always give in to temptation, to do otherwise leads to undue waste of thought. Now there are exceptions to that philosophy, like when standing on the edge of a cliff, when maybe a little thought should be expended. But for beers, its a no-brainer, go for it dude.
Cheers.

Slurp.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Cheers.

Slurp.
If I had two beers in the fridge they would be taking up space. Now a carton is a totally different problem.
I'm pretty sure if there were 2 beers there now I'd take 'em down the road to the winos.

And of course, whether you love him or hate his guts and want to poke his eyes out with hot pokers, Jim Morrison did coin a very fine first line to a second verse to a pretty famous song. remember this? : "And I woke up this morning and I got myself a beer". Ahh , so Zen he had to say it twice.

(for anyone interested I still got 3 months to go with my abstinence. Feelin good so far. 3 down, 3 to go)

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