Hi, there! I am a god-fearing man from good ole New Hampshire USA! I am proud to be an American! I do have the bumper sticker on my car! Support our troops, damn it all! I support Bush, he's a good Christian like myself. No, I don't vote, but its cause I can't take time off work. Most of all, I'm proud to be a Roman Catholic! I am in my second marriage to a woman in her third marriage, but that's all hush-hush! We all get dressed up in our hideous polyester clothes on Sunday and head on over to Thomas Aquinas, (conveniently located next to Walmart) where we pray and celebrate the Lord, Our Savior with the other good catholics!
I know our daughters dress like little whores, but that IS the style these days! So what if they stay out til 9 at night talking to older boys down the street? I'm sure they are behaving themselves. I'm busy mowing the lawn on my tractor, smoking butts, taking out the trash and watching Playboy when everybody's sleepin'.
I'm trying real hard to get my wife's adult son to move out and take his rowdy, drunk friends with him so the police stop coming by. I'm working on it, but these beers slow me down at night.
It's real sad that my step-daughter had a bastard child with her no-good, jobless boyfriend, but at least they have a place to live here above my garage! Though I wish that no-good, jobless boyfriend would stop throwing furniture around and screaming and would mow the lawn a time or two.
My wife may tell me what to do all the time but I DO wear the pants. The church says so. I'm just soft-spoken.
And that neighbor lady of ours. She really is a heathen. Proberly a Buddhist! I know she doesn't go to church and none of her children were baptized! They are going to limbo, those poor little souls and you KNOW that marriage ain't even sanctified!!!!!
See you good people at Mass on Sunday!
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Originally posted by SunburntRead the profile message under User 97084.
Hi, there! I am a god-fearing man from good ole New Hampshire USA! I am proud to be an American! I do have the bumper sticker on my car! Support our troops, damn it all! I support Bush, he's a good Christian like myself. No, I don't vote, but its cause I can't take time off work. Most of all, I'm proud to be a Roman Catholic! I am in my second marria ...[text shortened]... ain't even sanctified!!!!!
See you good people at Mass on Sunday!
🙂
I think the two of you would've gotten along. 🙂
Originally posted by ArrakisYa know, Arrakis, you are very close to being removed.
Read the profile message under User 97084.
I think the two of you would've gotten along. 🙂
Originally posted by ArrakisActually, he is the neighbor I approve of. Nice lawn too.
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I think the two of you would've gotten along. 🙂
Sunburnt, you sound like my kind of citizen. Honest, god fearing, very well tuned psychologically, raised you children well, someone to model myself on, but above all else,,,,,a mature, informed, intelligent Bush supporter. And you know old friend, the fact that you don't vote, breaks my heart. We need more politically active people; like you. Happy July 4th my Great American Christian friend.😏
Originally posted by Frank Burnshttp://www.timeforchess.com/board/showthread.php?threadid=72104#post_1364684
Nah RB, actually, Arrakis is right. And I always thought Sunbaked was a broad. Now she/he claims to be a man. It remains an open issue.
(It still remains an open issue, but at least this thread should make more sense to you now.)
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Originally posted by SunburntLOL, precisely.
Hi, there! I am a god-fearing man from good ole New Hampshire USA! I am proud to be an American! I do have the bumper sticker on my car! Support our troops, damn it all! I support Bush, he's a good Christian like myself. No, I don't vote, but its cause I can't take time off work. Most of all, I'm proud to be a Roman Catholic! I am in my second marria ...[text shortened]... ain't even sanctified!!!!!
See you good people at Mass on Sunday!
🙂