Ok, so the platform shoes with small fish tanks (and live fish inside)are a must, but I've been hesitating the final outfit from the following pool of possibilities:
- The 400 gram gold chain with the word "FRESH" hanging from it in fake diamonds or the necklace made of small sparkling disco balls?
- The yellow 'bell pants' with the zebra stripes on each side or the 'pimp purple' stockings a-la-Gaynor?
- Silk shirt or no shirt at all? (consider I have a beer belly and extra hairy chest a-la-King-of-Queens)
- Old fashioned casete recorder carried on the shoulder or to hell with vintage and keep the mp3 player?
- Fake gold tooth cap in one of the fronts or not?
- Cane? Which kind? I have 3, but the handle with the face of Shaft is so appealing.
Thanks in advance for your help.
MC Pimp-A-Lot
