Border Agents Find Alligator in Suitcase
News – YUMA, Ariz. - Agents with the U.S. Border Patrol in Yuma found an alligator stashed in the suitcase of a California man who was on his way to Phoenix. The agents found the 4-foot, 4-year-old cayman alligator during a routine checkpoint search on Interstate 8 on Thursday night, agency spokesman Lloyd Easterling said.
Now why would you put an alligator in a suitcase?
"Everyone knows you can't put an alligator in a child seat."
Chick McGee
The Bob and Tom Show.