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Originally posted by yo its mehis first born is a girl.....on the bright side she was so fat that it made the car crash faster and harder resulting is a quicker death. she remains the fattest child that has ever fitted into a car.
Being the clever kid that he is he had the only air cusion (like in a bond film I saw years ago) and is now floating about with sweets galore to entertain him
18 Jan 09
Originally posted by trev33And after batteling the wave motion with only sugar to sustain her for months till she landed on a beautiful deserted island, she is now the beauty of Isle Iona
his first born is a girl.....on the bright side she was so fat that it made the car crash faster and harder resulting is a quicker death. she remains the fattest child that has ever fitted into a car.
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Originally posted by yo its mewith no food available as she's to stupid to learn how to fish and doesn't realise these round things that keep falling from palm trees actually have food in them her only option is to start eating her own fat. after years and year and years of surviving on nothing but her own fat she finally gets down to a size 18 but unfortunately after years of farting the air around her become nothing but methane and she dies from a lack of oxygen.
And after batteling the wave motion with only sugar to sustain her for months till she landed on a beautiful deserted island, she is now the beauty of Isle Iona
18 Jan 09
Originally posted by trev33Yuck!
with no food available as she's to stupid to learn how to fish and doesn't realise these round things that keep falling from palm trees actually have food in them her only option is to start eating her own fat. after years and year and years of surviving on nothing but her own fat she finally gets down to a size 18 but unfortunately after years of farting the air around her become nothing but methane and she dies from a lack of oxygen.
what's in your head Trev??!!
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18 Jan 09
Originally posted by yo its mewell while taking a walk the other day i came across this dog, he was a happy, bouncy, friendly little dog. as i walked along he started to follow and bark at me, i of course wondered what was wrong with the dog it was looking like he wanted me to follow him somewhere. so after running out of bullets from shooting squirrels i started to follow the little dog into the forest. it was a nice but cold day but as we walked we came across this horrible smell i mean the dog was having trouble breathing but we walked on intrigued as to what the dog was leading me to. we walked on and encountered even more dogs all of which had got someone to follow them as well, there was a butcher, a super market chain manager, a lorry driver, a farmer and a bank manager. as we walked further on with the smell getting even worst soon we where surrounded by thousands of dogs with in the distance there was this yellow glow. as we stopped and wondered what is was one lone dog came out from the crowed, he stood in front of us and said in perfect english that he was the king of dogs and he had planned to turn everyone in the world into a dog and that we where going to help him or he would kill us. after agreeing to help the king of dogs he brought us closer to the yellow glow in the background and as we got closer and closer it appeared to us than it was nothing but a large pile of dog shyt that has matured over centuries into this toxic chemical that would turn any living creature into a dog when consumed. we got to work, i started to make all sorts of thing with the pile of crap, cakes, bread and of course your beloved cookie. the farmer and butcher started adding some into their products and the lorry driver dispatched them all over the country to the supermarket chain managers supermarkets. all across the land people started turning into dogs and along with the bank manager the dog king with the funds adding up and his army become stronger and stronger set out to buy the largest, most powerful nuclear bomb in history from the iranians and threatened the u.s to hand over all their wealth and military might or they would detonate the bomb and destroy all of man and dogkind. the states didn't comply with the dog kings demands and as promised the nuke was launched.....
sure munch munch umm Trev what are the gooey yellow bits?
18 Jan 09
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Originally posted by trev33So I'm a dead dog now?...or maybe the Iranian bomb was a fake?
well while taking a walk the other day i came across this dog, he was a happy, bouncy, friendly little dog. as i walked along he started to follow and bark at me, i of course wondered what was wrong with the dog it was looking like he wanted me to follow him somewhere. so after running out of bullets from shooting squirrels i started to follow the little dog ...[text shortened]... the states didn't comply with the dog kings demands and as promised the nuke was launched.....