Originally posted by Mad Mac MacMadAt the age of 102 I shall be exactly double the age I am now and I will readily volunteer for such a charity photoshoot. However, the only 'bits' that I will cover up are those displaying my scars and bullet wounds - assuming I will survive the next attack from my ex-wife.
"It was all very tastefully done. You couldn't see any of the bits or anything."
Sounds very much like something I read in a Viz 'true life story' a few years back