New tavern now open

Ghost enters the tavern wearing a fake moustache.

"A pint of cider please. And a pickled egg."

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Ghost enters the tavern wearing a fake moustache.

"A pint of cider please. And a pickled egg."

@Torunn said
(hmm... a spy...?)

Our excellent bartender will be here in a moment, he will take your order. Meanwhile can I offer you a cup of Earl Grey breakfast tea, scones with Mrs Darlington's Orange & Whisky Marmalade and today's newspaper?

@Torunn said
Being the owner of a tavern is no easy job. That's why you are so important Stees - the bartender is a customer's best friend. 🙂

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Yes please. And a blueberry muffin.

@Torunn said
Of course, we always keep them for you.

@Torunn said
Of course, we always keep them for you.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I think you are confusing me with some other customer. My name is Derrick, and I'm a trampoline salesman.

@Torunn said
Maybe so, I notice I sometimes confuse customers with others, so I stay in the background fully content with just owning the place. If you want to sell a trampoline, you had better talk to our bartender who also happens to be our accountant.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Trampolines have definitely come back into fashion.

Indeed, I replaced our own sofa with a trampoline. (When my wife found out she hit the roof).

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@Torunn said
I think we should have at least two, but as you know money talks and Stees is the money. 🙂

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Money and Stees are easily parted.....So I hear.



Edit: But then, I'm only a passing trampoline salesman.

@Torunn said
You might have heard wrong - the reason I hired Stees as bartender and accountant is that, apart from his social skills, he really is very good with money and seldom lets it out of sight, his that is.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Rumour has it his wallet has more cobwebs on it than an old shed.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Rumour has it his wallet has more cobwebs on it than an old shed.