Not taking a break

@ghost-of-a-duke said
.......Which half?!

😲

It was split length ways as opposed to a top and bottom half.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
To dream of a donkey braying in your face, denotes that you are about
to be publicly insulted by a lewd and unscrupulous person.

To dream of drinking the milk of a donkey, denotes that whimsical desires
will be gratified, even to the displacement of important duties.

To dream of a white donkey, denotes an assured and lasting fortune,
which will enable you to ...[text shortened]... studies that lie
nearest your heart.

https://www.psychologistworld.com/dreams/dictionary/donkey

What if you were to form a political party. Call yourselves the Democrats.
Then have a donkey as your symbol ???

@hells-caretaker said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke

Now that's made my day, class, pure class :-) Can't stop laughing, your killing me....

It's lonely up here sir, in the upper echelons of precocity.

😴

@ghost-of-a-duke said
It's lonely up here sir, in the upper echelons of precocity.

😴

Precociousness is difficult to attain late in life!
(You are 250 years old!)

@the-gravedigger said
What if you were to form a political party. Call yourselves the Democrats.
Then have a donkey as your symbol ???

They won't allow me to form another political party.

😞

@wolfgang59 said
Precociousness is difficult to attain late in life!
(You are 250 years old!)

I'm starting to regret that late night in the bar of the Hilton, when I told you my life story.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I'm starting to regret that late night in the bar of the Hilton, when I told you my life story.

Happy daze Arthur.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
The Ghost will be intensifying his posting activity (with immediate effect) and is keen to cover the following topics over the next few weeks:

1. Wasp census. (Somehow we need to get all the wasps to go back to their original hives to register).
2. When did you last see a donkey?
3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. (Ponderable to adju ...[text shortened]... clothing you own?
6. Weirdest thing you've eaten?
7. Weirdest person you've dated?
8. Piccalilli.

1 Wasps? One wont be returning home unfortunately,
it got assassinated this evening after trespassing on my salad.

@drewnogal said
1 Wasps? One wont be returning home unfortunately,
it got assassinated this evening after trespassing on my salad.

My wife will be holding a wake for it.
All invited.

@wolfgang59 said
My wife will be holding a wake for it.
All invited.

Will there be cake at the wake?

@caesar-salad said
Will there be cake at the wake?

Not sure about cake but there will be a wake at the wake as it's being held on a yacht. 🤔

@caesar-salad said
Will there be cake at the wake?

Give me a break
(She doesn't bake)

@great-big-stees said
Not sure about cake but there will be a wake at the wake as it's being held on a yacht. 🤔

If anyone is woke can we throw them into the wake at the wake ?

@the-gravedigger said
If anyone is woke can we throw them into the wake at the wake ?

For Chrissake
Is this a p1$$ take?

@wolfgang59 said
For Chrissake
Is this a p1$$ take?

I know and on the solemn topic of a wasps funeral too. It’s unbelievable.
So that’s a no to catering at the wake then, not even the little iced cup cakes and a cup of tea?