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  1. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    16 Jul '19 11:30
    The Ghost will be intensifying his posting activity (with immediate effect) and is keen to cover the following topics over the next few weeks:

    1. Wasp census. (Somehow we need to get all the wasps to go back to their original hives to register).
    2. When did you last see a donkey?
    3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. (Ponderable to adjudicate).
    4. Best thing to come out of the 80's.
    5. What is the oldest bit of clothing you own?
    6. Weirdest thing you've eaten?
    7. Weirdest person you've dated?
    8. Piccalilli.
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    16 Jul '19 12:32
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    The Ghost will be intensifying his posting activity (with immediate effect) and is keen to cover the following topics over the next few weeks:

    1. Wasp census. (Somehow we need to get all the wasps to go back to their original hives to register).
    2. When did you last see a donkey?
    3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. (Ponderable to adju ...[text shortened]... clothing you own?
    6. Weirdest thing you've eaten?
    7. Weirdest person you've dated?
    8. Piccalilli.
    1. Wasp census. (Somehow we need to get all the wasps to go back to their original hives to register).
    Good luck.
    2. When did you last see a donkey?
    This morning in a neighbour,s field, There were actually six of them.
    3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. (Ponderable to adjudicate).
    I checked and could only find 10 cents. 🙁
    4. Best thing to come out of the 80's.
    The 90's
    5. What is the oldest bit of clothing you own?
    A ragged 20 year old Tie-dye shirt (a Xmas present from my kids)
    6. Weirdest thing you've eaten?
    Chocolate covered ants (I quite liked them)
    7. Weirdest person you've dated?
    Now that's a tough one there were soooo many. OK I'll go with my first wife.
    8. Piccalilli.
    I tried it once and it was "OK".
  3. Subscriberkevcvs57
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    16 Jul '19 13:17
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    The Ghost will be intensifying his posting activity (with immediate effect) and is keen to cover the following topics over the next few weeks:

    1. Wasp census. (Somehow we need to get all the wasps to go back to their original hives to register).
    2. When did you last see a donkey?
    3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. (Ponderable to adju ...[text shortened]... clothing you own?
    6. Weirdest thing you've eaten?
    7. Weirdest person you've dated?
    8. Piccalilli.
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    The Ghost will be intensifying his posting activity (with immediate effect) and is keen to cover the following topics over the next few weeks:

    1. Wasp census. (Somehow we need to get all the wasps to go back to their original hives to register).
    A) First you’ll have to evict all the bees and coax the wasps out of their nests 🐝

    2. When did you last see a donkey?
    A) At Scarborough beach 3 yrs ago

    3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa
    competition. (Ponderable to adjudicate).
    A) Who can afford a sofa? bloody Brexit!

    4. Best thing to come out of the 80's.
    A) The 90s

    5. What is the oldest bit of clothing you own?
    A) A pair of yellow loons from the early 70s mint condition / one careless owner.

    6. Weirdest thing you've eaten?
    A) Baked Alaska, I still can’t get my head around it.

    7. Weirdest person you've dated?
    A) An eleven year old called Beverly, she kept beating me up.

    8. Piccalilli.
    A) Loverly with cold ham and home made chips, why do I only buy it at Christmas?
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    16 Jul '19 13:26
    1. Wasp census. (Somehow we need to get all the wasps to go back to their original hives to register).
    Pesky hornets keep popping up, trying to mess with the census.

    2. When did you last see a donkey?
    Probably in Peru February last year but I do see an ass every time Boris is on TV.

    3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. (Ponderable to adjudicate).
    There's too much dirt to see anything else.

    4. Best thing to come out of the 80's.
    Me, duh.

    5. What is the oldest bit of clothing you own?
    A Libertines t-shirt

    6. Weirdest thing you've eaten?
    Tocosh

    7. Weirdest person you've dated?
    My Polish ex, she studied drama, enough said.

    8. Piccalilli.
    No thanks.
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    7. Weirdest person you've dated?
    A) An eleven year old called Beverly, she kept beating me up.
    Is it because you were 40 at the time and she was trying to get away from you? 😛
  6. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    16 Jul '19 13:34
    @Great-Big-Stees

    Wow, ok, doing all 8 in one go?

    Wasp census - FMF is appointed to round them up. (A return to the GF gift).
    Last seen a donkey - 1986. (Donkey Derby). Do they still exist?!
    Cash down the back of the sofa - £1.20. (Currently winning the comp).
    Best thing to come out of the 80's - Fluorescent socks.
    Oldest bit of clothing - Fluorescent socks.
    Weirdest thing eaten - Plasticine. (Long story).
    Weirdest date - She went to the toilet at the cinema and never returned.
    Piccalilli - Remain discombobulated by its very existence.
  7. Brandenburg
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    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    The Ghost will be intensifying his posting activity (with immediate effect) and is keen to cover the following topics over the next few weeks:

    1. Wasp census. (Somehow we need to get all the wasps to go back to their original hives to register).
    2. When did you last see a donkey?
    3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. (Ponderable to adju ...[text shortened]... clothing you own?
    6. Weirdest thing you've eaten?
    7. Weirdest person you've dated?
    8. Piccalilli.
    1: All need to die on sight, no matter what your doing - even during sex.
    2: On a T.V. advert about 10 minutes from typing this wanting donations to a charity.
    3: I'll have a look later, maybe have a flutter if I'm not to pissed tonight.
    4: Thatcher.
    5: Flip flops to kill wasps with.
    6: Octopus - f bad shi*t man.
    7: Illiterate Albino - sex was good but could be seen down the pub with her.
    8: With cheese if I haven't eaten for more than 5 days.
  8. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    @hells-caretaker said
    1: All need to die on sight, no matter what your doing - even during sex.
    2: On a T.V. advert about 10 minutes from typing this wanting donations to a charity.
    3: I'll have a look later, maybe have a flutter if I'm not to pissed tonight.
    4: Thatcher.
    5: Flip flops to kill wasps with.
    6: Octopus - f bad shi*t man.
    7: Illiterate Albino - sex was good but could be seen done the pub with her.
    8: With cheese if I haven't eaten for more than 5 days.
    That can't be right sir. Allow the Ghost to rearrange those answers for you:

    Wasp census - With cheese if I haven't eaten for more than 5 days.
    Last seen a donkey - Thatcher.
    Cash down the back of the sofa - Octopus - f bad shi*t man.
    Best thing to come out of the 80's - T.V. advert.
    Oldest bit of clothing - Illiterate Albino.
    Weirdest thing eaten - Flip flops to kill wasps with.
    Weirdest date - Thatcher.
    Piccalilli - All need to die on sight, no matter what your doing - even during sex.

    That's the way I roll dude. 😴
  9. Brandenburg
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    @Ghost-of-a-Duke

    Now that's made my day, class, pure class :-) Can't stop laughing, your killing me....
  10. Subscriberkevcvs57
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    16 Jul '19 16:18
    @trev33 said
    Is it because you were 40 at the time and she was trying to get away from you? 😛
    No I was also 11 and kept trying to get away from her #MeToo
  11. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    16 Jul '19 17:13
    @Ghost-of-a-Duke
    1. Wasp census. Too many. Partly due to my wife refusing to kill them.
    2. When did you last see a donkey? Last night in my dreams.
    3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. Not me ... just Duplo.
    4. Best thing to come out of the 80's. My wife.(81)
    5. What is the oldest bit of clothing you own? Black Leather jacket c. 1998
    6. Weirdest thing you've eaten? Chicken in Cuba. (Don't ask)
    7. Weirdest person you've dated? A Geordie.
    8. Piccalilli. In my opinion the finest of the yellow set.
  12. Arch Stantons Grave
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    16 Jul '19 17:29
    1. Wasp census. Go FMF
    2. When did you last see a donkey? Yesterday in the field next to my house.
    3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. Found a florin, Could be time for a new sofa.
    4. Best thing to come out of the 80's. Airplane the movie.
    5. What is the oldest bit of clothing you own? None, all much too small.
    6. Weirdest thing you've eaten? Half a monkey.
    7. Weirdest person you've dated? A redhead called Tiffany. Need I say more.
    8. Piccalilli. Yummy.
  13. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    16 Jul '19 17:52
    @wolfgang59 said
    @Ghost-of-a-Duke
    1. Wasp census. Too many. Partly due to my wife refusing to kill them.
    2. When did you last see a donkey? Last night in my dreams.
    3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. Not me ... just Duplo.
    4. Best thing to come out of the 80's. My wife.(81)
    5. What is the oldest bit of clothing you own? Black Leather jacket c. 1998
    6. We ...[text shortened]... Weirdest person you've dated? A Geordie.
    8. Piccalilli. In my opinion the finest of the yellow set.
    To dream of a donkey braying in your face, denotes that you are about
    to be publicly insulted by a lewd and unscrupulous person.

    To dream of drinking the milk of a donkey, denotes that whimsical desires
    will be gratified, even to the displacement of important duties.

    To dream of a white donkey, denotes an assured and lasting fortune,
    which will enable you to pursue the pleasures or studies that lie
    nearest your heart.

    https://www.psychologistworld.com/dreams/dictionary/donkey
  14. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    16 Jul '19 17:54
    @the-gravedigger said

    6. Weirdest thing you've eaten? Half a monkey.
    .......Which half?!

    😲
  15. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    16 Jul '19 17:55
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    To dream of a donkey braying in your face, denotes that you are about
    to be publicly insulted by a lewd and unscrupulous person.
    That'll be Eladar then.
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