Not taking a break

The Ghost will be intensifying his posting activity (with immediate effect) and is keen to cover the following topics over the next few weeks:

1. Wasp census. (Somehow we need to get all the wasps to go back to their original hives to register).
2. When did you last see a donkey?
3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. (Ponderable to adjudicate).
4. Best thing to come out of the 80's.
5. What is the oldest bit of clothing you own?
6. Weirdest thing you've eaten?
7. Weirdest person you've dated?
8. Piccalilli.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
The Ghost will be intensifying his posting activity (with immediate effect) and is keen to cover the following topics over the next few weeks:

1. Wasp census. (Somehow we need to get all the wasps to go back to their original hives to register).
2. When did you last see a donkey?
3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. (Ponderable to adju ...[text shortened]... clothing you own?
6. Weirdest thing you've eaten?
7. Weirdest person you've dated?
8. Piccalilli.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
The Ghost will be intensifying his posting activity (with immediate effect) and is keen to cover the following topics over the next few weeks:

1. Wasp census. (Somehow we need to get all the wasps to go back to their original hives to register).
2. When did you last see a donkey?
3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. (Ponderable to adju ...[text shortened]... clothing you own?
6. Weirdest thing you've eaten?
7. Weirdest person you've dated?
8. Piccalilli.

1. Wasp census. (Somehow we need to get all the wasps to go back to their original hives to register).
Pesky hornets keep popping up, trying to mess with the census.

2. When did you last see a donkey?
Probably in Peru February last year but I do see an ass every time Boris is on TV.

3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. (Ponderable to adjudicate).
There's too much dirt to see anything else.

4. Best thing to come out of the 80's.
Me, duh.

5. What is the oldest bit of clothing you own?
A Libertines t-shirt

6. Weirdest thing you've eaten?
Tocosh

7. Weirdest person you've dated?
My Polish ex, she studied drama, enough said.

8. Piccalilli.
No thanks.

7. Weirdest person you've dated?
A) An eleven year old called Beverly, she kept beating me up.

@Great-Big-Stees

Wow, ok, doing all 8 in one go?

Wasp census - FMF is appointed to round them up. (A return to the GF gift).
Last seen a donkey - 1986. (Donkey Derby). Do they still exist?!
Cash down the back of the sofa - £1.20. (Currently winning the comp).
Best thing to come out of the 80's - Fluorescent socks.
Oldest bit of clothing - Fluorescent socks.
Weirdest thing eaten - Plasticine. (Long story).
Weirdest date - She went to the toilet at the cinema and never returned.
Piccalilli - Remain discombobulated by its very existence.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
The Ghost will be intensifying his posting activity (with immediate effect) and is keen to cover the following topics over the next few weeks:

1. Wasp census. (Somehow we need to get all the wasps to go back to their original hives to register).
2. When did you last see a donkey?
3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. (Ponderable to adju ...[text shortened]... clothing you own?
6. Weirdest thing you've eaten?
7. Weirdest person you've dated?
8. Piccalilli.

@hells-caretaker said
1: All need to die on sight, no matter what your doing - even during sex.
2: On a T.V. advert about 10 minutes from typing this wanting donations to a charity.
3: I'll have a look later, maybe have a flutter if I'm not to pissed tonight.
4: Thatcher.
5: Flip flops to kill wasps with.
6: Octopus - f bad shi*t man.
7: Illiterate Albino - sex was good but could be seen done the pub with her.
8: With cheese if I haven't eaten for more than 5 days.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke

Now that's made my day, class, pure class :-) Can't stop laughing, your killing me....

@trev33 said
Is it because you were 40 at the time and she was trying to get away from you? 😛

@Ghost-of-a-Duke
1. Wasp census. Too many. Partly due to my wife refusing to kill them.
2. When did you last see a donkey? Last night in my dreams.
3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. Not me ... just Duplo.
4. Best thing to come out of the 80's. My wife.(81)
5. What is the oldest bit of clothing you own? Black Leather jacket c. 1998
6. Weirdest thing you've eaten? Chicken in Cuba. (Don't ask)
7. Weirdest person you've dated? A Geordie.
8. Piccalilli. In my opinion the finest of the yellow set.

1. Wasp census. Go FMF
2. When did you last see a donkey? Yesterday in the field next to my house.
3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. Found a florin, Could be time for a new sofa.
4. Best thing to come out of the 80's. Airplane the movie.
5. What is the oldest bit of clothing you own? None, all much too small.
6. Weirdest thing you've eaten? Half a monkey.
7. Weirdest person you've dated? A redhead called Tiffany. Need I say more.
8. Piccalilli. Yummy.

@wolfgang59 said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke
1. Wasp census. Too many. Partly due to my wife refusing to kill them.
2. When did you last see a donkey? Last night in my dreams.
3. Who has the most cash down the back of the sofa competition. Not me ... just Duplo.
4. Best thing to come out of the 80's. My wife.(81)
5. What is the oldest bit of clothing you own? Black Leather jacket c. 1998
6. We ...[text shortened]... Weirdest person you've dated? A Geordie.
8. Piccalilli. In my opinion the finest of the yellow set.

@the-gravedigger said

6. Weirdest thing you've eaten? Half a monkey.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
To dream of a donkey braying in your face, denotes that you are about
to be publicly insulted by a lewd and unscrupulous person.