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...known never to leave a tip at the restaurant...kicks in the door at
the closed bathroom stall...switches luggage in the cheap hostels where you stay...leaves your cat tied to the rails at leicester station when you get behind in your pub tab...doesn't read jane austen....will
laugh at your jokes as long as you have money...will steal your money...beat no. 3 to a bloody pulp for playing the telly too loud...turned no. 9 in for a petty theft no. 9 and no. 4 did together...eats
garlic and then goes directly to the movies to sit next to you...telephones friends for advice and then makes a move in a tournament....wears pajamas for a few weeks at a time...has a fat ring under the chin but only weighs 89 pounds...posts inane comments in the forum while waiting for the misses to make something to eat ( is it ready yet ? )...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...known never to leave a tip at the restaurant...kicks in the door at
the closed bathroom stall...switches luggage in the cheap hostels where you stay...leaves your cat tied to the rails at leicester station when you get behind in your pub tab...doesn't read jane austen....will
laugh at your jokes as long as you have money...will steal your money...beat ...[text shortened]... nts in the forum while waiting for the misses to make something to eat ( is it ready yet ? )...
this may be fine and good, but the overwhelming question is "who does Number Two work for?"

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..no. 2 is a piano man at the local panto club...he plays for the people to dance and is known to all as a pretty nice guy...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..no. 2 is a piano man at the local panto club...he plays for the people to dance and is known to all as a pretty nice guy...
I thought he worked as a toilet filler.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..no. 2 is a piano man at the local panto club...he plays for the people to dance and is known to all as a pretty nice guy...
ok, what the hell is a panto club? 😕

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...a panto is an old scottish term for a pantomine...a pantomine is what might otherwise be known as an early 20th century house of song, dance, jokes, etc...not burlesque..but rather entertainment on the stage before cinema become very popular...ergo..panto for short...

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i get the feeling that i was supposed to understand this what on earth is wrong with me? why do i feel so inadequate?

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...you are not inadequate...you are divine...may i send you flowers ?...may
i send my car around to your townhouse to take you to the bistro ?...shall we dance...i have been waiting to meet the mistress of doom...i need a foil as death himself got off the bus in new jersey last week and he has my name on his notepad..he is walking west...he will reach me in a little while..i would like to drive you to kansas to intercept him..he may be put off track my a coquette of doom...everyone has a weakness you know...

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
this may be fine and good, but the overwhelming question is "who does Number Two work for?"
KAR 120C

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