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Originally posted by darvlay
All Canadian news has been postponed until the NHL playoffs are finished.
Just what the hell is going on up there anyway. New government, new laws, what about those Frenchies? What's going on?! I need some information and I need it know! ARRGRGRGHH!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Just what the hell is going on up there anyway. New government, new laws, what about those Frenchies? What's going on?! I need some information and I need it know! ARRGRGRGHH!
Do I look like Peter Mansbridge to you?

globeandmail.com/national
cbc.ca

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Originally posted by darvlay
Do I look like Peter Mansbridge to you?

globeandmail.com/national
cbc.ca
The Globe & Mail is run by Nazis high on amphetamines. CBC is moderately acceptable.

I want the truth though, the down low from the man on the street, a summary of important stuff if you will. Lay it on me, what's up doc?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
The Globe & Mail is run by Nazis high on amphetamines. CBC is moderately acceptable.

I want the truth though, the down low from the man on the street, a summary of important stuff if you will. Lay it on me, what's up doc?
The Conservatives are trying to clean up the Federal Government with an "Accountability Act" that will make the Canadian government one of the most transparent in the world to make up for the 15 years of corruption we suffered at the hands of the Liberal party. As of yet, there are no plans to repeal abortion and gay marriage rights.

The Loonie is the highest its been in 15 years.

Indians still want their land back.

The former leader of the NDP is now in the running to become head of the Liberals.

My healthcare is still free although my taxes are still high.

All 4 Canadian teams look to advance to the second round of the playoffs.

I still have to pay GST.

A bunch of celebrity phonies tried to protect some cuddly seals from getting their skulls caved in but we told them where to shove it.

Our troops are dying in Afghanistan.

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
Canadians club baby seals for fun, then they eat their brains and wear their skins.
We also perfrm Oculo-bulbar sodomy on their still-warm corpses.

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Originally posted by darvlay
The Conservatives are trying to clean up the Federal Government with an "Accountability Act" that will make the Canadian government one of the most transparent in the world to make up for the 15 years of corruption we suffered at the hands of the Liberal party. As of yet, there are no plans to repeal abortion and gay marriage rights.

The Loonie is the hi ...[text shortened]... ir skulls caved in but we told them where to shove it.

Our troops are dying in Afghanistan.
What do you think about those savages trying to get their land back?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What do you think about those savages trying to get their land back?
This is not the appropriate place to discuss my prejudices.

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Apparently alot of people think "In Da Club" is Americas national anthem.

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Here's all you need to know about Canada:

It's cold in winter.
Home to Molson's beer.
Hockey.
They have a lot of moose.
Form of government is "Socialism Lite."

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Originally posted by Briscoe
hey...its better than the Star Spangled Banner singing about bombs bursting!!!
That anthem was loosely based off of an old Irish drinking song.

~The MCP

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
Apparently alot of people think "In Da Club" is Americas national anthem.
lol 😛

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Originally posted by SJ247
At least Canada was able to make up her mind, and select one.
Actually, technically there's two "O'Canada" anthems. If you translated the French version in to English, it's still sung to the theme of "O'Canada" but it actually sounds a bit different from the official English version. In the French version, the Cross is brough up along with stuff about swords. I don't remember the French lyric off hand (It's been years since I last had to remember them.) but that's the stuff that stands out in my mind in the translation. So the "Offical Translation" is not an acurate one. So that's why I say that there's technically two anthems.

~The MCP