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Originally posted by @moonbus
brown-eyed, bandy-legged, snot-nosed ...
...purple people eater.

He who hesitates...

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Originally posted by @js357
...purple people eater.

He who hesitates...
...gets passed over.

Look! Up in the air...

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
...gets passed over.

Look! Up in the air...
... Ha! Made you look!

If redness or swelling occurs...

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
...pit-bull right here!

A stitch in time...
... is better than a paper clip.

When all else fails...

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Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... is better than a paper clip.

When all else fails...
give up.
Every time I try to make a pie...

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Originally posted by @karoly-aczel
give up.
Every time I try to make a pie...
.. I wish I had listened to my mother when she said ....

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Originally posted by @moonbus
.. I wish I had listened to my mother when she said ....
What did I tell you...?

Life is a box...

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Originally posted by @torunn
What did I tell you...?

Life is a box...
...full of nuts and bolts.

Bring on the...

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
...full of nuts and bolts.

Bring on the...
..next act.

Tis better to...

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
..next act.

Tis better to...
...have loved and won...

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Originally posted by @js357
...have loved and won...
...on several occasions.

Why am I...

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...on several occasions.

Why am I...
... here when I could be...

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Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... here when I could be...
...watching the corn grow.

The love you take is...

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
...watching the corn grow.

The love you take is...
...all you get.

Grant me the serenity to...

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Originally posted by @js357
...all you get.

Grant me the serenity to...
...accept the things which seem deranged.

Don't count your...