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Originally posted by @rookie54
urination...

take a -
... ticket and wait until...

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Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... ticket and wait until...
... the cows come home.

It's a long way to ...

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Originally posted by @moonbus
... the cows come home.

It's a long way to ...
Tipperary, especially on a bicycle.

A moment on the lips...

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Tipperary, especially on a bicycle.

A moment on the lips...
...can cost a fleet of fine ships.

Ask not...

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
...can cost a fleet of fine ships.

Ask not...
.. what Trump can do for you, ask ...

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Originally posted by @moonbus
.. what Trump can do for you, ask ...
...what Trump can do for himself.

If a tree falls in a forest...

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
...what Trump can do for himself.

If a tree falls in a forest...
...does a bear do its business behind it?

How many chucks...

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
...does a bear do its business behind it?

How many chucks...
... did Norris chuck ...

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Originally posted by @moonbus
... did Norris chuck ...
...while chucking up chuckney?

A bird in the hand...

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
...while chucking up chuckney?

A bird in the hand...
won't stay there for long

Don't sit under the apple tree....

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Originally posted by @torunn
won't stay there for long

Don't sit under the apple tree....
...unless you are looking for confirmation of gravity.


Never eat yellow snow...

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
...unless you are looking for confirmation of gravity.


Never eat yellow snow...
...unless it's lemon gelato.

Take a ride on...

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
...unless it's lemon gelato.

Take a ride on...
the Hogwarts Express

I got your...

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Originally posted by @leur
the Hogwarts Express

I got your...
brown-eyed, bandy-legged, snot-nosed ...

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Originally posted by @moonbus
brown-eyed, bandy-legged, snot-nosed ...
...pit-bull right here!

A stitch in time...