Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...very well rested.

Is the glass half full or...

... just half?

If it ain't broke...

Originally posted by @torunn
... just half?

If it ain't broke...

...fix it so it is.

Please do not eat the...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...fix it so it is.

Please do not eat the...

..leftovers, cuz they're mine.😠

Success has many fathers, while failure...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
..leftovers, cuz they're mine.😠

Success has many fathers, while failure...

...is held in a border cage.

If you have to ask about the price...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...is held in a border cage.

If you have to ask about the price...

...you were given the ladies menu.

It’s better to light a...

Originally posted by @js357
...you were given the ladies menu.

It’s better to light a...

...a cigarette than a fire.

Great talkers...

Originally posted by @torunn
...a cigarette than a fire.

Great talkers...

...are, sometimes, brief.

Many hands make...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...are, sometimes, brief.

Many hands make...

... much idle work for the devil.

Sauce for the goose, ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... much idle work for the devil.

Sauce for the goose, ...

...is also tasty on the gander.

Would you like it...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...is also tasty on the gander.

Would you like it...

... with a mouse, would you like it in a house..,

Originally posted by @moonbus
... with a mouse, would you like it in a house..,

...or in a car, from a jar...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...or in a car, from a jar...

...of Marmite.

Stupid is as stupid...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...of Marmite.

Stupid is as stupid...

...dumbs.

Don't hold your...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...dumbs.

Don't hold your...

eggs in somebody else's basket

Two wrongs...

Originally posted by @torunn
eggs in somebody else's basket

Two wrongs...

..are worse than one.

What the eye doesn't see...