Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... at the smorgasbord.

Red sky at night, sailors' delight, ...

...Red sky at morn, a bastard is born.

I think the world of you...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...Red sky at morn, a bastard is born.

I think the world of you...

... and Donald thinks the world of himself.

I learned everything I need to know about life ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... and Donald thinks the world of himself.

I learned everything I need to know about life ...

...by watching presidential 5th Graders.

Glory, glory, hallelujah...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...by watching presidential 5th Graders.

Glory, glory, hallelujah...

..the truth is alternate facts.


It's the singer not...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
..the truth is alternate facts.


It's the singer not...

...the thong.

Old King Cole was a...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...the thong.

Old King Cole was a...

...cousin of a frog.

To the victor go...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...cousin of a frog.

To the victor go...

-es the soil.

An apple a day ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
-es the soil.

An apple a day ...

...add to your chances of getting one with a worm in it.


Slow but ...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...add to your chances of getting one with a worm in it.


Slow but ...

... she's old.

I have a...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
... she's old.

I have a...

...large kayak.

Some things can never be...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...large kayak.

Some things can never be...

...finished, if you're dead.

Doubt is the beginning not...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...finished, if you're dead.

Doubt is the beginning not...

...the end of forgetfulness.

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...the end of forgetfulness.

...is senility.

Hope springs...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...is senility.

Hope springs...

...like her pet cheetah.

Ooops, I could've had a...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...like her pet cheetah.

Ooops, I could've had a...

...Timmy's "Double Double".


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