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Originally posted by @moonbus
... at the smorgasbord.

Red sky at night, sailors' delight, ...
...Red sky at morn, a bastard is born.

I think the world of you...

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Originally posted by @mudfinger
...Red sky at morn, a bastard is born.

I think the world of you...
... and Donald thinks the world of himself.

I learned everything I need to know about life ...

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Originally posted by @moonbus
... and Donald thinks the world of himself.

I learned everything I need to know about life ...
...by watching presidential 5th Graders.

Glory, glory, hallelujah...

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
...by watching presidential 5th Graders.

Glory, glory, hallelujah...
..the truth is alternate facts.


It's the singer not...

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
..the truth is alternate facts.


It's the singer not...
...the thong.

Old King Cole was a...

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
...the thong.

Old King Cole was a...
...cousin of a frog.

To the victor go...

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...cousin of a frog.

To the victor go...
-es the soil.

An apple a day ...

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Originally posted by @moonbus
-es the soil.

An apple a day ...
...add to your chances of getting one with a worm in it.


Slow but ...

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...add to your chances of getting one with a worm in it.


Slow but ...
... she's old.

I have a...

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Originally posted by @mudfinger
... she's old.

I have a...
...large kayak.

Some things can never be...

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
...large kayak.

Some things can never be...
...finished, if you're dead.

Doubt is the beginning not...

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...finished, if you're dead.

Doubt is the beginning not...
...the end of forgetfulness.

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
...the end of forgetfulness.
...is senility.

Hope springs...

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...is senility.

Hope springs...
...like her pet cheetah.

Ooops, I could've had a...

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
...like her pet cheetah.

Ooops, I could've had a...
...Timmy's "Double Double".


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