Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
..are worse than one.

What the eye doesn't see...

...the heart attack feels.

Don't ignore the 800 pound...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...the heart attack feels.

Don't ignore the 800 pound...

...tick that appears hungry.

ask not...

Originally posted by @rookie54
...tick that appears hungry.

ask not...

...in a workplace environment.

Eat, drink, and...

Originally posted by @js357
...in a workplace environment.

Eat, drink, and...

...wake up married.

15 men on a dead man's...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...wake up married.

15 men on a dead man's...

... Tinker Toys.

Yo ho ho, and a bottle of ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... Tinker Toys.

Yo ho ho, and a bottle of ...

...stale urine.

Third down and...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...stale urine.

Third down and...

...one more for the road.

When a problem comes along
You must...

Originally posted by @js357
...one more for the road.

When a problem comes along
You must...

...deploy the masterful art of delegation.

Find a penny, pick it up...

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
...deploy the masterful art of delegation.

Find a penny, pick it up...

... keep it as a souvenir.

Strike while...

Originally posted by @torunn
... keep it as a souvenir.

Strike while...

... Bob’s your uncle.

Make hay while ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... Bob’s your uncle.

Make hay while ...

...no one expects the Spanish haymaker.

Play it again,...

Originally posted by @js357
...no one expects the Spanish haymaker.

Play it again,...

...rick.

if i had a nickel...

Originally posted by @rookie54
...rick.

if i had a nickel...

...for every penny saved...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...for every penny saved...

...from the Hooded Claw, I would not be able to move.

All's well, that...

Originally posted by @ptobler
...from the Hooded Claw, I would not be able to move.

All's well, that...

... begins with an explosion and then as the camera pans out body parts begin to rain over the landscape...

come to the mountains,