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Ol' Dirty Heathen

I'm Naked!

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08 Sep 18

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...Timmy's "Double Double".


Talk is...
...cheap, up to a point. Then you must pay.

Never take a wooden...

Joined
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Moves
41301
09 Sep 18

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...cheap, up to a point. Then you must pay.

Never take a wooden...
...pickle into a steel magnolia fight.

Damn the torpedoes...

Über-Nerd

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09 Sep 18

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...pickle into a steel magnolia fight.

Damn the torpedoes...
... to the life boats!

Don't fire till you see ...

Ol' Dirty Heathen

I'm Naked!

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10 Sep 18

Originally posted by @moonbus
... to the life boats!

Don't fire till you see ...
...how bloodshot my eyes are.

How can you not...

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10 Sep 18
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Originally posted by @mudfinger
...how bloodshot my eyes are.

How can you not...
... abstain from refusing to deny repudiation of the rebuttal of the opposing view?

You make me want to be a...

Über-Nerd

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10 Sep 18

Originally posted by @js357
... abstain from refusing to deny repudiation of the rebuttal of the opposing view?

You make me want to be a...
... grammar Nazi.

When it rains, it ...

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10 Sep 18

Originally posted by @moonbus
... grammar Nazi.

When it rains, it ...
... makes salt fall onto the sidewalk.

How does it...

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10 Sep 18

Originally posted by @wolfe63
... makes salt fall onto the sidewalk.

How does it...
...go so fast?


Two heads...

Über-Nerd

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10 Sep 18

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...go so fast?


Two heads...
... firing on only three cylinders are still not as good as one firing on all four.

A bird in the hand ...

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

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10 Sep 18

Originally posted by @moonbus
... firing on only three cylinders are still not as good as one firing on all four.

A bird in the hand ...
...will quickly create a need for sanitizer.

a single grain of sand...

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11 Sep 18

Originally posted by @rookie54
...will quickly create a need for sanitizer.

a single grain of sand...
..in your eye, can be very infuriating. 😠

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and...

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11 Sep 18

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
..in your eye, can be very infuriating. 😠

Laugh and the world laughs with you, weep and...
...the world laughs AT you.

Bewitched, bothered and...

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11 Sep 18

Originally posted by @js357
...the world laughs AT you.

Bewitched, bothered and...
...getting hot under the collar.

Every cloud has...

Über-Nerd

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11 Sep 18

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...getting hot under the collar.

Every cloud has...
... the NSA watching.


Better the devil you know than ...

Ol' Dirty Heathen

I'm Naked!

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11 Sep 18

Originally posted by @moonbus
... the NSA watching.


Better the devil you know than ...
...Jared Kushner

Two rights make a...