Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...to be bad at least once in their lives.

Who, here, has seen the...

big bad wolf?

Don't ever say...

Originally posted by @torunn
big bad wolf?

Don't ever say...

...forever.

If I could...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...forever.

If I could...

.. I might, but then again, ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
.. I might, but then again, ...

...who wouldn't?

If you don't answer me...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...who wouldn't?

If you don't answer me...

... I won't ask you.

Who the hell invited ....

Originally posted by @moonbus
... I won't ask you.

Who the hell invited ....

...the fleas.

Dog is man's...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...the fleas.

Dog is man's...

...best beer drinking pal.

Don't come in here with...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...best beer drinking pal.

Don't come in here with...

... patently honest intentions, otherwise, ....

Originally posted by @moonbus
... patently honest intentions, otherwise, ....

...you'll wake in a puddle of mud and drool.

Take your hat and jacket...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...you'll wake in a puddle of mud and drool.

Take your hat and jacket...

... leave your wallet.

There wasn't a dry eye ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... leave your wallet.

There wasn't a dry eye ...

...left in the fish tank.

If your enemy is making a mistake...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...left in the fish tank.

If your enemy is making a mistake...

.., it’s probably a feint and you’re falling into a trap.

There’s no place like ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
.., it’s probably a feint and you’re falling into a trap.

There’s no place like ...

...Bognor Regis.


When in doubt...

Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
...Bognor Regis.


When in doubt...

...go to the Spirituality Forum.

Daisy, Daisy, give me...

Originally posted by @js357
...go to the Spirituality Forum.

Daisy, Daisy, give me...

...back my Bucket.

"It's my sister Violet..."