Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...an heir.

This was their finest...

... minute.

England expects every man to ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... minute.

England expects every man to ...

...get out of the EU.

No true Scotsman...

Originally posted by @shallow-blue
...get out of the EU.

No true Scotsman...

... would be caught dead ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... would be caught dead ...

...living in Sussex.

I never promised you a...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...living in Sussex.

I never promised you a...

...pig in a poke.

She sells sea shells...

Originally posted by @js357
...pig in a poke.

She sells sea shells...

.. to the sheihk's sixth sick sheep.

Peter Plonker picked a peck of ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
.. to the sheihk's sixth sick sheep.

Peter Plonker picked a peck of ...

....pickled peckers

back to warnings

do not eat.....

Originally posted by @vivify
....pickled peckers

back to warnings

do not eat.....

... while ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... while ...

..diorhea persists..

Originally posted by @karoly-aczel
..diorhea persists..

...unless you're planning to paint your dining chair.

Coulda, woulda...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...unless you're planning to paint your dining chair.

Coulda, woulda...

shoulda never listened to you.

To stay happy...

Originally posted by @torunn
shoulda never listened to you.

To stay happy...

...never get mad.

Once I tried...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...never get mad.

Once I tried...

...eating Durian fruit.

Once you get passed the smell...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...eating Durian fruit.

Once you get passed the smell...

...you'll find the turd.

If I had to do it all over again...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...you'll find the turd.

If I had to do it all over again...

... I swear, I'd make totally different mistakes.

Keep out of the reach of ...