Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @apathist
expiration date.

Don't take this medicine with...

alcohol...

side effects may include...

(remember to be pg with this one)

Originally posted by @rookie54
alcohol...

side effects may include...

(remember to be pg with this one)

tremors and shaking.

Now why don't you...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
a grain of salt.

Variety is...

... the spice of life.

Insert tab A into...

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... the spice of life.

Insert tab A into...

... slot B.

Small parts included, keep away from...

Originally posted by @apathist
... slot B.

Small parts included, keep away from...

...children.

Beware of the...

Originally posted by @js357
...may be closer than they appear.

A thread about warnings...complete one, start one. Prefer old ones.

Close cover before...

Old ones. My nuts. May be larger than they appear. Hanging to my knees. Getting old sucks.

Originally posted by @js357
...children.

Beware of the...

... dog.

In case of fire ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... dog.

In case of fire ...

break glass and pull the lever.

All operators are currently...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
break glass and pull the lever.

All operators are currently...

on vacation, kindly wait until...

Originally posted by @torunn
on vacation, kindly wait until...

one is available.
Your call has been put...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
one is available.
Your call has been put...

...out of its misery.

Only you can prevent...

Originally posted by @js357
...out of its misery.

Only you can prevent...

sexually transmitted diseases...

bridge may ice in...

Originally posted by @rookie54
sexually transmitted diseases...

bridge may ice in...

advertently.

Use condoms; accidents cause ....

Originally posted by @moonbus
advertently.

Use condoms; accidents cause ....

children

Go take a...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
children

Go take a...

... flying leap.

One way
Do not...