Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @js357
. ...swimming or diving.

If priapism is not treated immediately...

... wearing loose baggy trousers is recommended.

Symptoms may include...

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... wearing loose baggy trousers is recommended.

Symptoms may include...

incontinence

Under no circumstances...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
incontinence

Under no circumstances...

...is smoking permitted...

Originally posted by @js357
...is smoking permitted...

... unless accompanied by...

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... unless accompanied by...

a responsible...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
a responsible...

...pulmonologist.

No dogs...

Originally posted by @js357
...pulmonologist.

No dogs...

... no dog poop.

You may be eligible for...

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... no dog poop.

You may be eligible for...

a free colonoscopy.

Go directly to ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
a free colonoscopy.

Go directly to ...

...jail

Score one point for each...

Originally posted by @js357
...jail

Score one point for each...

... wrong answer.

... Pass Go and collect...

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... wrong answer.

... Pass Go and collect...

$200

Help is only a ...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
$200

Help is only a ...

...four letter word.

Love is never having...

Originally posted by @js357
...four letter word.

Love is never having...

herpes.

One man ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
herpes.

One man ...

...cannot practice many arts with success.

How many times...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...cannot practice many arts with success.

How many times...

... have I told you ...