Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... have I told you ...

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... not to wipe your...

Originally posted by @js357
...android's memory before...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... the warranty expires.

One man's ceiling ...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...is another man's bump on the head.

An opportunity missed...

Originally posted by @js357
...is a road not taken.

Stand by your...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
...mangy old dog

When the going gets tough...

Originally posted by @moonbus
the weaklings mooch off the tough.

Never trust anyone over ...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
... 30lbs

I'm only a man...

100 posts, well done everyone.

Originally posted by @moonbus
-ic depressive ...

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... not a homicidal manic depressive.

When all else fails...

Originally posted by @js357
...double down.

99 bottles of beer...

Originally posted by @mudfinger
... but who's counting?

If your feeling low...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
pull the yolk towards you.

When the meat's tough...