Obsessions

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions", he observed.

To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating to the point that you've named your daughter Candy."

To the second mother he said, "You are obsessed with money to the point that you've named your daughter Penny."

To the third mother he said, "You have an obsession with alcohol to the point that you've named your daughter Brandy."

At this point he turns to face the fourth mother and she abruptly stands up, grabs her son's hand and says, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."

HAH! Oh dear...