31 Jul 08
I bought myself a quite nice new ring yesterday - it is silver and in the shape of a coiled dragon.
I also had a great idea, if I wear it on the wedding ring finger I should attract some dirty girls who want me to cheat on my wife, but the joke would be on them - I am not married!!
The only trouble is - I dont know which finger is the wedding ring one. Can somebody help me with my plight?
31 Jul 08
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexBut if you were married you'd be wearing different clothes and you'd have a different look in your eye and your wife wouldn't have chosen that ring....
I bought myself a quite nice new ring yesterday - it is silver and in the shape of a coiled dragon.
I also had a great idea, if I wear it on the wedding ring finger I should attract some dirty girls who want me to cheat on my wife, but the joke would be on them - I am not married!!
The only trouble is - I dont know which finger is the wedding ring one. Can somebody help me with my plight?
31 Jul 08
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexI'm sure Darvs can help you out with which finger is for what! 😛
I bought myself a quite nice new ring yesterday - it is silver and in the shape of a coiled dragon.
I also had a great idea, if I wear it on the wedding ring finger I should attract some dirty girls who want me to cheat on my wife, but the joke would be on them - I am not married!!
The only trouble is - I dont know which finger is the wedding ring one. Can somebody help me with my plight?
31 Jul 08
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexI never wear my ring and still cheat on my wife quite frequently.... its going to take way more than a ring to help you.😛
I bought myself a quite nice new ring yesterday - it is silver and in the shape of a coiled dragon.
I also had a great idea, if I wear it on the wedding ring finger I should attract some dirty girls who want me to cheat on my wife, but the joke would be on them - I am not married!!
The only trouble is - I dont know which finger is the wedding ring one. Can somebody help me with my plight?
31 Jul 08
Originally posted by yo its meDifferent look in your eye!
But if you were married you'd be wearing different clothes and you'd have a different look in your eye and your wife wouldn't have chosen that ring....
I love it.
Brilliant.
Oh, yes, sometimes the light dims a little.
52% divorce rate.
Driving around Los Angeles I see billboards targeted specifically at men
going through a divorce:
ARE YOU GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE?
DON'T LET HER TAKE THE KIDS AND HOUSE...KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!
WE CAN HELP.
MAHONEY AND ASSOCIATES.
It's quite sad and unreal.
31 Jul 08
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexI have the funniest imiage now, of you sitting in the corner leering and rubbing your finger 😵
Yeah but it is like the signal to get them near me in the first place. I thought if I sat in a corner and carressed the ring it would especially draw attention to it and, therefore, more girls.
01 Aug 08
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexI think the ring only works because it changes men's way of responding to attractive women. That's my hypothesis.
Well.... maybe. But the kind of girls who want to tempt a husband away from his wife are not going to notice such small details - I am pretty confident that the ring will tempt them so much, it will be almost like the one ring to rule them all.
01 Aug 08
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Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexThat attitude will get you tail, not the ring, but I guess the ring is a symptom of the attitude. Carry on and show the ladies a good time! They deserve it 😉
I did some pretty good dancing the other night, to the 'hangers back' (those types who dont dance and try and look cool) and they were having a great laugh. I thought to myself "yeah laugh all you like - laugh yourselves right into my bed..."
01 Aug 08
Originally posted by TyrannosauruschexOh hellz ya. You gotta buy them drinks...well, unless your objective is to get totally free sex, but it's only beer...
I have decided, I think I might also stretch my budget to buying the girls a drink too - after all, the "beer goggle" effect is a well known scientific pheonomenon whereby people look better after a few drinks.
01 Aug 08
I had this good joke too.
You know hoe some girls are ONLY after the free drink, and wany nothing else. I had a great way to get my retalliation in first.
Step 1: Ask them "what are you drinking"
Stap 2: Invite them to the bar and order this drink
Step 3: Down the drink as fast as possible then say something like "oh, I didnt like that, I wouldnt have that stuff again if I were you"