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I bought myself a quite nice new ring yesterday - it is silver and in the shape of a coiled dragon.

I also had a great idea, if I wear it on the wedding ring finger I should attract some dirty girls who want me to cheat on my wife, but the joke would be on them - I am not married!!

The only trouble is - I dont know which finger is the wedding ring one. Can somebody help me with my plight?

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I bought myself a quite nice new ring yesterday - it is silver and in the shape of a coiled dragon.

I also had a great idea, if I wear it on the wedding ring finger I should attract some dirty girls who want me to cheat on my wife, but the joke would be on them - I am not married!!

The only trouble is - I dont know which finger is the wedding ring one. Can somebody help me with my plight?
But if you were married you'd be wearing different clothes and you'd have a different look in your eye and your wife wouldn't have chosen that ring....

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Well.... maybe. But the kind of girls who want to tempt a husband away from his wife are not going to notice such small details - I am pretty confident that the ring will tempt them so much, it will be almost like the one ring to rule them all.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
it will be almost like the one ring to rule them all.
too funny! 😀

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I bought myself a quite nice new ring yesterday - it is silver and in the shape of a coiled dragon.

I also had a great idea, if I wear it on the wedding ring finger I should attract some dirty girls who want me to cheat on my wife, but the joke would be on them - I am not married!!

The only trouble is - I dont know which finger is the wedding ring one. Can somebody help me with my plight?
I'm sure Darvs can help you out with which finger is for what! 😛

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I bought myself a quite nice new ring yesterday - it is silver and in the shape of a coiled dragon.

I also had a great idea, if I wear it on the wedding ring finger I should attract some dirty girls who want me to cheat on my wife, but the joke would be on them - I am not married!!

The only trouble is - I dont know which finger is the wedding ring one. Can somebody help me with my plight?
I never wear my ring and still cheat on my wife quite frequently.... its going to take way more than a ring to help you.😛

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Yeah but it is like the signal to get them near me in the first place. I thought if I sat in a corner and carressed the ring it would especially draw attention to it and, therefore, more girls.

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Originally posted by yo its me
But if you were married you'd be wearing different clothes and you'd have a different look in your eye and your wife wouldn't have chosen that ring....
Different look in your eye!

I love it.

Brilliant.

Oh, yes, sometimes the light dims a little.
52% divorce rate.
Driving around Los Angeles I see billboards targeted specifically at men
going through a divorce:

ARE YOU GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE?
DON'T LET HER TAKE THE KIDS AND HOUSE...KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!
WE CAN HELP.
MAHONEY AND ASSOCIATES.

It's quite sad and unreal.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Yeah but it is like the signal to get them near me in the first place. I thought if I sat in a corner and carressed the ring it would especially draw attention to it and, therefore, more girls.
I have the funniest imiage now, of you sitting in the corner leering and rubbing your finger 😵

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I did some pretty good dancing the other night, to the 'hangers back' (those types who dont dance and try and look cool) and they were having a great laugh. I thought to myself "yeah laugh all you like - laugh yourselves right into my bed..."

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
Well.... maybe. But the kind of girls who want to tempt a husband away from his wife are not going to notice such small details - I am pretty confident that the ring will tempt them so much, it will be almost like the one ring to rule them all.
I think the ring only works because it changes men's way of responding to attractive women. That's my hypothesis.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I did some pretty good dancing the other night, to the 'hangers back' (those types who dont dance and try and look cool) and they were having a great laugh. I thought to myself "yeah laugh all you like - laugh yourselves right into my bed..."
That attitude will get you tail, not the ring, but I guess the ring is a symptom of the attitude. Carry on and show the ladies a good time! They deserve it 😉

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I have decided, I think I might also stretch my budget to buying the girls a drink too - after all, the "beer goggle" effect is a well known scientific pheonomenon whereby people look better after a few drinks.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
I have decided, I think I might also stretch my budget to buying the girls a drink too - after all, the "beer goggle" effect is a well known scientific pheonomenon whereby people look better after a few drinks.
Oh hellz ya. You gotta buy them drinks...well, unless your objective is to get totally free sex, but it's only beer...

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I had this good joke too.

You know hoe some girls are ONLY after the free drink, and wany nothing else. I had a great way to get my retalliation in first.

Step 1: Ask them "what are you drinking"
Stap 2: Invite them to the bar and order this drink
Step 3: Down the drink as fast as possible then say something like "oh, I didnt like that, I wouldnt have that stuff again if I were you"