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Orangutan Thermometer???

Orangutan Thermometer???

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I think it's rectal. Anyone want to buy it? 😞

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A nurse went to the bank and started to fill our her depoit slip. When she pulled out a rectal thermometer, the teller looked surprised. Without missing a beat the nurse said, "Oh darn, some butthole has my pen."

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
A nurse went to the bank and started to fill our her depoit slip. When she pulled out a rectal thermometer, the teller looked surprised. Without missing a beat the nurse said, "Oh darn, some butthole has my pen."
and what kind of meat do you cut?? 😉

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I think it's rectal. Anyone want to buy it? 😞
*cough*doublestandard*cough*

Lord, I think I've got a cold...

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I think it's rectal. Anyone want to buy it? 😞
You know I dig you Ice, but...

Just why the hell would anyone want to buy one of your thumbs???

Especially when they could just rent one?

Good on ya buddy. 😏

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
You know I dig you Ice, but...

Just why the hell would anyone want to buy one of your thumbs???

Especially when they could just rent one?

Good on ya buddy. 😏
Is that why I can't hitch a ride? 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Is that why I can't hitch a ride? 😞
Yes, but look at the bright side Ice...no one can ever accuse you of sitting around with a thumb up your butt. 😉

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I think it's rectal. Anyone want to buy it? 😞
Is it shiny...?

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Originally posted by Raven69
Is it shiny...?
If I wipe it off it would be. 😕

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Nah...already got one. 😕

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
If I wipe it off it would be. 😕
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Originally posted by Ice Cold
If I wipe it off it would be. 😕
gee, that's...inviting