Original limerick thread

You may be rusty, but I'm still impressed. 🙂

Originally posted by Kewpie
You may be rusty, but I'm still impressed. 🙂

Perhaps we could modify the rules so that the limerick has to be about the previous poster in the thread. Then we'd have people lining up to throw insults.

Originally posted by Kewpie
Perhaps we could modify the rules so that the limerick has to be about the previous poster in the thread. Then we'd have people lining up to throw insults.

there once was a grampy called bobby
who was often present in the lobby
of some he did please
while others unease
but he never ended his hobby

Originally posted by coquette
there once was a grampy called bobby
who was often present in the lobby
of some he did please
while others unease
but he never ended his hobby

There once was a player named HoH
Who ate stuff made out of play dough
But the stuff didn't mind
To be treated unkind
It was happy to be eaten so.

(took liberties with the name, Hecate was just too hard to rhyme)

Kewpie Goes to Hollywood

There once was a girl named Kewpie
whose linguistical skills were groovy.
Very few would mind
her play of mind,
so Hollywood cast her in a movie.
.

Duplicates aren't a problem, coquette already has two.

There was a young person called Drewno
who drove a bright red Fiat Uno
She was always in strife
so she carried a knife
and frequently told us "well, you know"

Originally posted by Kewpie
There was a young person called Drewno
who drove a bright red Fiat Uno
She was always in strife
so she carried a knife
and frequently told us "well, you know"