Original limerick thread

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Second helping of what?


Rabbit stew?

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There once was a pervert named Woody
Who liked to shower with a buddy
If it ain't on a rope
There's no time for soap
Cuz he's up to his balls in poonanny.

There once was a player named Ice Cold
Who started a thread that is now old
He vanished from sight/site
And some say it was right
But other just say it was bold

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
There once was a player named Ice Cold
Who started a thread that is now old
He vanished from sight/site
And some say it was right
But other just say it was bold

An old chicken breeder called Stees
All Canadian ladies could please
They would gasp with delight
And rejoice at the sight
Of the beautiful cock by his knees

Originally posted by Rank outsider
An old chicken breeder called Stees
All Canadian ladies could please
They would gasp with delight
And rejoice at the sight
Of the beautiful cock by his knees

She once had a bud named Outsider
Who lusted to get inside her
With the size of his cock
There was nothing but shock
As it was less than that of a spider.

What do I win?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What do I win?

Should we vote? (When we have enough entries, of course)

There once was a player Chess Praxis
who knew the world turned on its axis
he got into debt
and collected a bet
Now he's paying a big pile of taxes.

Nobody's written a limerick about either of those, why don't you have a go?

There once was a player named tom tom
Whose doorbell said, boringly, ding dong
He opened the door
To the men from the store
And spent all the winter in long johns.

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Er, yes? I'm winning so far by the way. Just so you know who to vote for.

There once was a lass known as drewnogal
Who fancied a bit of a snoggle
When given some lip
She cut of the tip
Of johnnylongwoody's jimdangle.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm really rusty on limericks Kewpie. Perhaps you can help me refine this one:

There once was a simpleton named VR
Who ate peanut butter from a jar
But his dog wouldn't come
When he showed him his bum
And declared that a good lick would go far.

The limerick is as tasteless as the person who wrote it! 😛

You'd do better to get rid of the tire around your waist. 😉 😉