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    Second helping of what?


    Rabbit stew?
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    There once was a pervert named Woody
    Who liked to shower with a buddy
    If it ain't on a rope
    There's no time for soap
    Cuz he's up to his balls in poonanny.
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    04 Jan '13 19:13
    There once was a player named Ice Cold
    Who started a thread that is now old
    He vanished from sight/site
    And some say it was right
    But other just say it was bold
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    04 Jan '13 22:071 edit
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    There once was a player named Ice Cold
    Who started a thread that is now old
    He vanished from sight/site
    And some say it was right
    But other just say it was bold
    An old chicken breeder called Stees
    All Canadian ladies could please
    They would gasp with delight
    And rejoice at the sight
    Of the beautiful cock by his knees
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    05 Jan '13 02:40
    Originally posted by Rank outsider
    An old chicken breeder called Stees
    All Canadian ladies could please
    They would gasp with delight
    And rejoice at the sight
    Of the beautiful cock by his knees
    She once had a bud named Outsider
    Who lusted to get inside her
    With the size of his cock
    There was nothing but shock
    As it was less than that of a spider.
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    05 Jan '13 02:42
    What do I win?
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    05 Jan '13 02:55
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    What do I win?
    Should we vote? (When we have enough entries, of course)

    There once was a player Chess Praxis
    who knew the world turned on its axis
    he got into debt
    and collected a bet
    Now he's paying a big pile of taxes.
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  10. SubscriberKewpieonline
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    05 Jan '13 09:47
    Nobody's written a limerick about either of those, why don't you have a go?
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    There once was a player named tom tom
    Whose doorbell said, boringly, ding dong
    He opened the door
    To the men from the store
    And spent all the winter in long johns.
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    05 Jan '13 23:081 edit
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    Er, yes? I'm winning so far by the way. Just so you know who to vote for.

    There once was a lass known as drewnogal
    Who fancied a bit of a snoggle
    When given some lip
    She cut of the tip
    Of johnnylongwoody's jimdangle.
  15. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    05 Jan '13 23:522 edits
    Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
    I'm really rusty on limericks Kewpie. Perhaps you can help me refine this one:

    There once was a simpleton named VR
    Who ate peanut butter from a jar
    But his dog wouldn't come
    When he showed him his bum
    And declared that a good lick would go far.
    The limerick is as tasteless as the person who wrote it! 😛

    You'd do better to get rid of the tire around your waist. 😉 😉
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