Original limerick thread

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There once was a player named Ice Cold
Who started a thread that is now old
He vanished from sight/site
And some say it was right
But other just say it was bold

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
There once was a player named Ice Cold
Who started a thread that is now old
He vanished from sight/site
And some say it was right
But other just say it was bold

Originally posted by Rank outsider
An old chicken breeder called Stees
All Canadian ladies could please
They would gasp with delight
And rejoice at the sight
Of the beautiful cock by his knees

What do I win?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
What do I win?

Nobody's written a limerick about either of those, why don't you have a go?

There once was a player named tom tom
Whose doorbell said, boringly, ding dong
He opened the door
To the men from the store
And spent all the winter in long johns.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm really rusty on limericks Kewpie. Perhaps you can help me refine this one:

There once was a simpleton named VR
Who ate peanut butter from a jar
But his dog wouldn't come
When he showed him his bum
And declared that a good lick would go far.