Original limerick thread

Originally posted by wolfgang59
Once was a gent called GreenPawn
Who chessed from dusk to dawn
When his wife had a moan
He said with a groan
Would you rather I google some porn?

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Porn doesn't rhyme with Pawn and dawn! 😛

I don't understand the scorn
For a word that rhymes with 'dawn'.
It's clear to see,
to all and me,
that the word is indeed, simply, 'porn'!

😉

-m.

Good question. Do you want me to re-post them all with numbers, then we can vote for our favourite first, second, third choices?

There once was a guy named mikelom
from a flood sadly lost his loved home
he stuck it out tough
when the going got rough
he used what he had in his dome

There once was a guy Handy Andy
who got into some fine old aged brandy
when the ladies dropped by
he did more than say hi
now we all know why he we call Andy Handy

Originally posted by mikelom
I don't understand the scorn
For a word that rhymes with 'dawn'.
It's clear to see,
to all and me,
that the word is indeed, simply, 'porn'!

😉

-m.

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Good Job!

Only scorn and dawn do not rhyme! 😛 😉 😉

AABBA

Originally posted by mikelom
You must speak in tongues that none of us know.

Please explain how scorn, pawn, porn and dawn do not rhyme.

-m.

Originally posted by Very Rusty
Only scorn and dawn do not rhyme! 😛 😉 😉

very rusty would not shut the f<>ck up,
and words kept flowing from his gut,
he wouldn't write a limerick,
he must be playing with hiz dick,
he'd do better with his keyboard up hiz butt...

Originally posted by rookie54
very rusty would not shut the f<>ck up,
yet words kept flowing from his gut,
he wouldn't write a limerick,
he must be playing with his dick,
hed do better with his keyboard up hiz butt...

Originally posted by mikelom
You must speak in tongues that none of us know.

Please explain how scorn, pawn, porn and dawn do not rhyme.

-m.