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  1. SubscriberKewpie
    since 1-Feb-07
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    04 Jan '13 00:512 edits
    Rules:
    1. must be original (no cut'n'paste from any of the limerick sites, we'll know)
    2. must be not too smutty (sleaze is boring)
    3. must name an RHP current player or poster (preferably both)

    Here's my first attempt:

    There once was a girl named coquette
    whose musical taste was motet
    very little could find
    of harmonious kind
    so she started a thread for a bet.
  2. Standard memberwolfgang59
    Mr. Wolf
    at home
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    04 Jan '13 01:09
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    Rules:
    1. must be original (no cut'n'paste from any of the limerick sites, we'll know)
    2. must be not too smutty (sleaze is boring)
    3. must name an RHP current player or poster (preferably both)

    Here's my first attempt:

    There once was a girl named coquette
    whose musical taste was motet
    very little could find
    of harmonious kind
    so she started a thread for a bet.
    There once was a man called Hinds
    Who to all reason was blind
    He was such a clod
    Believing in god
    And never using his mind
    😏
  3. SubscriberKewpie
    since 1-Feb-07
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    04 Jan '13 01:141 edit
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    There once was a man called Hinds
    Who to all reason was blind
    He was such a clod
    Believing in god
    And never using his mind
    😏
    I could improve on that first line:
    ... there once was a man RJHinds ...
  4. Joined
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    04 Jan '13 01:52
    Originally posted by wolfgang59
    There once was a man called Hinds
    Who to all reason was blind
    He was such a clod
    Believing in god
    And never using his mind
    😏
    There once was a man wolfgang59
    who did not like RJHinds
    we all know why
    just wish he would die
    along with the rest of his kind
  5. Dublin Ireland
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    04 Jan '13 01:58
    I played chess with a chap called Cyrus,
    and his laptop got a terrible virus.
    On move 59,
    he had to resign,
    and he sent the PGN on papyrus.
  6. SubscriberKewpie
    since 1-Feb-07
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    04 Jan '13 02:04
    Cyrus is not a current player. FAIL.
  7. Dublin Ireland
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    04 Jan '13 02:08
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    Cyrus is not a current player. FAIL.
    Not allowed to commit libel
  8. Dublin Ireland
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    04 Jan '13 02:13
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    Cyrus is not a current player. FAIL.
    :'(
  9. Standard memberChessPraxis
    Cowboy From Hell
    American West
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    04 Jan '13 02:34
    Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
    :'(
    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
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    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
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    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
  10. Joined
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    04 Jan '13 02:401 edit
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
    Thats not a limerick! Thats a few too many beers! 🙄
  11. Standard memberChessPraxis
    Cowboy From Hell
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    04 Jan '13 02:43
    Originally posted by tomtom232
    Thats not a limerick! Thats a few too many beers! 🙄
    No such thing
  12. Subscriberrookie54
    free tazer tickles..
    wildly content...
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    04 Jan '13 03:07
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    Rules
    please forgive me...

    i got a buddy named duecer,
    for christmas he got a juicer,
    he kept drinking that goop,
    it threw hiz bowels inna loop,
    and hiz stool got looser and looser...
  13. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
    Halifax, Nova Scotia
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    04 Jan '13 03:10
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
    😀
  14. Standard memberHand of Hecate
    Merciless Vagabond
    Slowly Dying
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    04 Jan '13 06:38
    Originally posted by Kewpie
    Rules:
    1. must be original (no cut'n'paste from any of the limerick sites, we'll know)
    2. must be not too smutty (sleaze is boring)
    3. must name an RHP current player or poster (preferably both)

    Here's my first attempt:

    There once was a girl named [b]coquette

    whose musical taste was motet
    very little could find
    of harmonious kind
    so she started a thread for a bet.[/b]
    I'm really rusty on limericks Kewpie. Perhaps you can help me refine this one:

    There once was a simpleton named VR
    Who ate peanut butter from a jar
    But his dog wouldn't come
    When he showed him his bum
    And declared that a good lick would go far.
  15. SubscriberKewpie
    since 1-Feb-07
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    04 Jan '13 06:50
    You may be rusty, but I'm still impressed. 🙂
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