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..black light ?....are we having another smoke as hendrix moves around the room again ?...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..black light ?....are we having another smoke as hendrix moves around the room again ?...
You've never been to a black light theatre ? Really quite good, especially if the artists are trained in ballet and other such arts 🙂

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...no..best i could do was a panto now and then...not cultured..not an intellectual...

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Originally posted by abejnood
red night
I knew a fellow that had a nasty case of abejnood once...nearly did him in.

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Originally posted by Red Night
I knew a fellow that had a nasty case of abejnood once...nearly did him in.
Haha! That was a good one! I mean, since we're obviously in the oxymoron thread, and you're talking about an "abejnood" "doing him in". Perfect oxymoron!

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Originally posted by Red Night
I knew a fellow that had a nasty case of abejnood once...nearly did him in.
It's a progressive deterioration of the brain cells. In the final stages, it causes one to post inane items in internet forums. I'm afraid it may be contagious. I don't feel very well......

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Jumbo shrimp

military intelligence

hot water heater
This has been done soooooo many times with the same initial example of "military intelligence."

Firstly, let me point out that the oxymoron is being abused here since it is actually a poetical device to reveal a contained emotion beneath a bravado or a facade, for example:

"Grimly gay they marched" etc implying that the soldiers were brave on the outside but aware of their impending death on the inside (also alliteration but that's not the issue).

Let me now submit my own oxymoron:

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..i am SO SO SORRY if a redundant insult is redundant...( i am not yelling at you good sir...i think i am yelling at the guy in the next cubilce who took my stapler and won't give it back )...

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Originally posted by demonseed


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That's a double oxymoron. 🙁


It's been said already.

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Originally posted by Red Night
I knew a fellow that had a nasty case of abejnood once...nearly did him in.
However, I do award you the first ever Smartass Point, or SP for short.

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Originally posted by abejnood
However, I do award you the first ever Smartass Point, or SP for short.
They ain't as good as WADs and he's the record holder of those. 😕

http://tinyurl.com/39ongy

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
They ain't as good as WADs and he's the record holder of those. 😕

http://tinyurl.com/39ongy
The second SP.

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Originally posted by sangfroid
Microsoft Works
Mahahaha

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...bet this guy never carried a rifle for his country like i did....stop demeaning the soldiers who give you the liberty to slander them..
Hey relax man, have a sense of humour, jeez...

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