1. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    17 Aug '16 17:52
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    To clarify, I have been run over on 5 separate occasions:

    1. Run over by an ambulance.
    2. Run over by a Ford Capri.
    3. Run over by a Bichon Frise.
    4. Run over by a lawn mower.
    5. Run over by Ben Affleck.

    (As an aside, my great Grandfather was run over by Winston Churchill).
    Goad,
    LOL..........You must have as many lives as a cat.

    Regards,
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    17 Aug '16 18:08
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    To clarify, I have been run over on 5 separate occasions:

    1. Run over by an ambulance.
    2. Run over by a Ford Capri.
    3. Run over by a Bichon Frise.
    4. Run over by a lawn mower.
    5. Run over by Ben Affleck.

    (As an aside, my great Grandfather was run over by Winston Churchill).
    Well that makes us cousins or something because my Great Grandfather was Winston Churchill...or that's what he said as he ran over my Bichon Frise (whose name was Adolphe).
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    17 Aug '16 18:24
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Well that makes us cousins or something because my Great Grandfather was Winston Churchill...or that's what he said as he ran over my Bichon Frise (whose name was Adolphe).
    lol

    Yes sir, that makes us cousins.

    (My great grandfather really was run over by Winston Churchill).
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    17 Aug '16 18:36
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    lol

    Yes sir, that makes us cousins.

    (My great grandfather really was run over by Winston Churchill).
    Winnie was probably lighting his cigar and for just a moment let his eyes wander from the road ahead. I do so hope that your grandad wasn't seriously affected by their "meeting".
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    17 Aug '16 18:38
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    lol

    Yes sir, that makes us cousins.

    (My great grandfather really was run over by Winston Churchill).
    i was driving the cadillac that jfk was riding in when he and connally were shot by the same bullet...
    i did not run over anyone or anything...
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    17 Aug '16 18:42
    Originally posted by rookie54
    i was driving the cadillac that jfk was riding in when he and connally were shot by the same bullet...
    i did not run over anyone or anything...
    Wait a minute. That car was a Lincoln.
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    17 Aug '16 18:50
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Wait a minute. That car was a Lincoln.
    when was the last time a canadian built a car???
  8. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    17 Aug '16 19:091 edit
    Originally posted by rookie54
    when was the last time a canadian built a car???
    Surprisingly more than I thought: This as you can see are cars from 2015!

    Vehicles made in Canada in 2015
    image of Vehicles made in canada in 2015 of course the images of the cars don't copy

    Buick Regal
    Cadillac XTS
    Chevrolet Camaro
    Chevrolet Equinox
    Chevrolet Impala
    Chrysler 300
    Chrysler Cargo Van
    Chrysler Town & Country
    Dodge Charger
    Dodge Challenger
    Dodge Grand Caravan
    Ford Edge
    Ford Flex
    GMC Terrain
    Honda Civic
    Honda CR-V
    Lexus RX 350
    Lexus RX 450h (Hybrid)

    Regards,
    -VR
  9. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    17 Aug '16 19:27
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Winnie was probably lighting his cigar and for just a moment let his eyes wander from the road ahead. I do so hope that your grandad wasn't seriously affected by their "meeting".
    Well, Churchill wasn't actually driving, but was in the car.

    Great granddad got compensation. Opened stamp shop.
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    17 Aug '16 23:56
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    My great Grandfather was run over by Winston Churchill).
    Hang on a minute. When did Winston Churchill ever have time to drive an ambulance?
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    17 Aug '16 23:57
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Well, Churchill wasn't actually driving, but was in the car.
    OK, well then. When did Winston Churchill ever have time to get driven around in an ambulance?
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    18 Aug '16 06:53
    Originally posted by FMF
    OK, well then. When did Winston Churchill ever have time to get driven around in an ambulance?
    Forget the ambulance, forget the Bichon Frise........Forget Ben Affleck. (Please everyone, forget Ben Affleck).
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    18 Aug '16 12:551 edit
    Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
    Forget the ambulance, forget the Bichon Frise........Forget Ben Affleck. (Please everyone, forget Ben Affleck).
    Hold on a minute now. Ben Affleck was a relative of my 3rd cousin which would make us related somewhere along the line. He may have been an illegitimate child of a long lost relative.

    Regards,
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    18 Aug '16 14:45
    Originally posted by Very Rusty
    Hold on a minute now. Ben Affleck was a relative of my 3rd cousin which would make us related somewhere along the line. He may have been an illegitimate child of a long lost relative.

    Regards,
    -VR
    Or perhaps you.
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    18 Aug '16 14:501 edit
    Originally posted by Very Rusty
    Hold on a minute now. Ben Affleck was a relative of my 3rd cousin which would make us related somewhere along the line. He may have been an illegitimate child of a long lost relative.

    Regards,
    -VR
    Sir, I believe you are confusing Ben Affleck with Suzi Quatro.

    Kindest regards
    Hope the gnomes are returned to your garden

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