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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
To clarify, I have been run over on 5 separate occasions:

1. Run over by an ambulance.
2. Run over by a Ford Capri.
3. Run over by a Bichon Frise.
4. Run over by a lawn mower.
5. Run over by Ben Affleck.

(As an aside, my great Grandfather was run over by Winston Churchill).
Goad,
LOL..........You must have as many lives as a cat.

Regards,
-VR

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
To clarify, I have been run over on 5 separate occasions:

1. Run over by an ambulance.
2. Run over by a Ford Capri.
3. Run over by a Bichon Frise.
4. Run over by a lawn mower.
5. Run over by Ben Affleck.

(As an aside, my great Grandfather was run over by Winston Churchill).
Well that makes us cousins or something because my Great Grandfather was Winston Churchill...or that's what he said as he ran over my Bichon Frise (whose name was Adolphe).

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Well that makes us cousins or something because my Great Grandfather was Winston Churchill...or that's what he said as he ran over my Bichon Frise (whose name was Adolphe).
lol

Yes sir, that makes us cousins.

(My great grandfather really was run over by Winston Churchill).

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
lol

Yes sir, that makes us cousins.

(My great grandfather really was run over by Winston Churchill).
Winnie was probably lighting his cigar and for just a moment let his eyes wander from the road ahead. I do so hope that your grandad wasn't seriously affected by their "meeting".

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
lol

Yes sir, that makes us cousins.

(My great grandfather really was run over by Winston Churchill).
i was driving the cadillac that jfk was riding in when he and connally were shot by the same bullet...
i did not run over anyone or anything...

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Originally posted by rookie54
i was driving the cadillac that jfk was riding in when he and connally were shot by the same bullet...
i did not run over anyone or anything...
Wait a minute. That car was a Lincoln.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Wait a minute. That car was a Lincoln.
when was the last time a canadian built a car???

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Originally posted by rookie54
when was the last time a canadian built a car???
Surprisingly more than I thought: This as you can see are cars from 2015!

Vehicles made in Canada in 2015
image of Vehicles made in canada in 2015 of course the images of the cars don't copy

Buick Regal
Cadillac XTS
Chevrolet Camaro
Chevrolet Equinox
Chevrolet Impala
Chrysler 300
Chrysler Cargo Van
Chrysler Town & Country
Dodge Charger
Dodge Challenger
Dodge Grand Caravan
Ford Edge
Ford Flex
GMC Terrain
Honda Civic
Honda CR-V
Lexus RX 350
Lexus RX 450h (Hybrid)

Regards,
-VR

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Winnie was probably lighting his cigar and for just a moment let his eyes wander from the road ahead. I do so hope that your grandad wasn't seriously affected by their "meeting".
Well, Churchill wasn't actually driving, but was in the car.

Great granddad got compensation. Opened stamp shop.


Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
My great Grandfather was run over by Winston Churchill).
Hang on a minute. When did Winston Churchill ever have time to drive an ambulance?


Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Well, Churchill wasn't actually driving, but was in the car.
OK, well then. When did Winston Churchill ever have time to get driven around in an ambulance?

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Originally posted by FMF
OK, well then. When did Winston Churchill ever have time to get driven around in an ambulance?
Forget the ambulance, forget the Bichon Frise........Forget Ben Affleck. (Please everyone, forget Ben Affleck).

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Forget the ambulance, forget the Bichon Frise........Forget Ben Affleck. (Please everyone, forget Ben Affleck).
Hold on a minute now. Ben Affleck was a relative of my 3rd cousin which would make us related somewhere along the line. He may have been an illegitimate child of a long lost relative.

Regards,
-VR

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Hold on a minute now. Ben Affleck was a relative of my 3rd cousin which would make us related somewhere along the line. He may have been an illegitimate child of a long lost relative.

Regards,
-VR
Or perhaps you.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Hold on a minute now. Ben Affleck was a relative of my 3rd cousin which would make us related somewhere along the line. He may have been an illegitimate child of a long lost relative.

Regards,
-VR
Sir, I believe you are confusing Ben Affleck with Suzi Quatro.

Kindest regards
Hope the gnomes are returned to your garden

Ghost of a Hippo